Pitt is a wanted man

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Friday, 28 August 2020

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Brad Pitt still on a controversial road trip

In breaking news, high profile actor Brad Pitt has been declared a wanted person by Ohio law enforcement agencies. The 56-year-old was seen recently driving away from a petrol station oblivious to the fact that he hadn't paid for the fuel or purchases he made.

Pitt wasn't immediately available to comment on the news that he was a wanted individual. However, his lawyer said the Oscar winner would soon be back from a cross country road trip. The possibility that other States may announce him as "wanted" is not out of the question.

The Hollywood star may find himself in some peril, as Ohio laws indicate a seven-year prison sentence, if found guilty.

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