WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) - President Trump broke yet another record as he talked for what seemed like an eternity.
TMZ reported that he officially broke the presidential acceptance speech record by rambling on for a total of 3 hours, 17, minutes, and 42 seconds.
The President, speaking before a hand-picked crowd of 2,000 people on the White House lawn, was actually interrupted by applause 291 times.
And that included once for a full three minutes, when he mentioned that first lady Melania is the sexiest first lady since Dolly Madison, wife of the fourth president, James Madison.
TMZ's Harvey Levin said that, out of the 2,000 attendees, no one was self-distancing, and only 7 people were actually wearing a mask.
Levin pointed out that he had never, ever seen so many black people at the White House.
He added that, judging by the total amount of blacks present, one would've thought that the United States was 73% black, instead of just 13%.
Levin, who is not the least bit shy, suggested that Trump should really try to distance himself from Rudy Giuliani.
The TMZ creator remarked that the “Swamp Creature” who is missing both lips, is so hard to understand, that the networks really need to add subtitles to the bottom of the TV screen whenever he is speaking.
The The highly reputable CNN fact checker, Tip Riggendale, pointed out that POTUS uttered a total of 702 lies, breaking President Millard Fillmore’s old record of 2.