America's ranking jumps in Math Aptitude Test

Funny story written by Prav Jagwani

Monday, 10 August 2020

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The United States has always been the home of gifted mathematicians. The outstanding contribution of our math teachers is visible at the very top. Our presidential swearing-in crowds have never been bigger, or the presidential approval ratings ever higher.

In the international math aptitude test rankings, our country has risen from 15th spot to 25th. At the bottom of the heap, in number one position are the Chinese, followed by the Koreans and the Indians.

We are delighted because 25 is a much bigger number than 15. It is huge.

The Education Minister, Trump Jr., paid a rich tribute to the current administration in ‘Thinking Outside the Box’ and looking at the math curriculum creatively. He expressed confidence that grabbing the Number100 spot was within reach, if POTUS were re-elected.

He said, "The future for the next generation was never this bright. We will ensure that every high-schooler in America is able to do college-level addition and subtraction on a calculator."

The POTUS tweeted, “Our schools are churning out hugely liderate kids. The future of America is expectionaly intellgant.”

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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