(Atlanta) – The Center for Disease Control, in conjunction with Omega Labs, have announced a cure for COVID-18. The virus that first appeared in 2018 in downtown Omaha, Nebraska and spread all the way to Council Bluffs, Iowa appears to be defeated.
“We have developed both a vaccine and a cure for this particular strain of coronavirus. For those who already have COVID-18, a series of two quick injections should take care of all symptoms. For those who have not yet come down with this disease, we recommend swift worldwide vaccination.” said CDC Director Emma Swab.
“Now that we have tackled this nasty little beast, we need to see if there are any other viruses to address”, she added