SAN FRANCISCO – (Sports Satire) - Word coming out of the West Coast is that Golden State fans are starting to abandon their Warriors team like deer running from an erupting volcano.
The Warriors own the worst record in the entire 30-team NBA.
ESPN-4 is reporting that some die-hard fans have simply given up, and many have burned their Warriors things, such as their jerseys, their banners, and, in the case of many female fans, their bras.
One fan who has been a big supporter of the team for many years recently said that, lately, when the Warriors are playing on TV, she will turn the channel and watch something else, such as “Grilling With a Flame-Thrower", Keeping Up With The Kardashians", or “The Housewives of Intercourse, Pennsylvania”.
TMZ is reporting that more than a few Warriors fans have suggested that maybe the team should change its name from the Golden State Warriors to the more appropriate Golden State Squaws.