Voter Suppression By Sleeping, Snoring U.S. Mail

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Monday, 10 August 2020

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Justice is getting pissed at Trump's actions.

If you don’t want something done, put a sap in charge. You don’t hire a sap to work at NASA. Same at SpaceX. Somehow, a sap got into Boeing and the 737 was produced.

Ever notice how the royal family of Great Britain just keeps rolling along with all of that dignity, pomp, and pageantry? Seemingly impossible headlines happen, but the hat and purse go out the next day without missing a beat.

No sap visible in the House of Windsor. The rumor is that the grey men are in charge. The United States could use some grey men in charge for the 2020 presidential election, and for the clean up afterward.

Seems like the newest Trump attempt to sabotage the 2020 election, is to appoint a Trump buddy and mega-donor, as the head of the U.S. Postal Service. Sound suspicious?

The grey men would have stopped that appointment. The grey men would have had coronavirus in the U.S. under control. The grey men would never have allowed Trump to weaken the Social Security trust fund or play games with anything else.

Trump’s appointment of buddy Louis DeJoy as Postmaster General in June 2020 has already produced a slowdown in the U.S. mail due to operational changes by DeJoy. More suspicion?

With Mail-in voting manipulated by the postal service, on election night November 3, Putin’s corrupt sap will again be re-elected, president.

Grey men, help!

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