Another Mickey Mouse Executive Order By Donald Trump

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Monday, 10 August 2020

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"I think I'll give myself a raise and more golf time."

Donald Trump says Mail-in voting is corrupt, children are going to steal ballots, and who knows what the Mexicans and African Americans and Muslims and Democrats and crooked Hillary Clinton are going to do with those ballots.

“You saw what crazy Nancy Pelosi did with my beautiful State of the Union speech when all the television cameras were turned on, and the whole world was watching! Just outrageous! Now Democrats are promoting Mail-in voting?”

And to prevent being bounced out of office, then prosecuted by the Southern District of New York, found guilty, possibly sentenced and land in jail, Donald Trump is signing another mickey mouse Executive Order. This time he is insisting that for anyone’s vote to count, that voter must travel and vote in Washington D.C.

So there. The new Executive Order was signed at Trump's golf club.

Attorney General William Barr announced that after studying the Order for a more significant part of an hour, he could see no problem, and it, therefore, cleared the Constitution.

Kentucky Senator Mitch McConnell was doing cartwheels, singing out loud that now he wouldn’t be shot down by Iraq fighter pilot Amy McGrath.

Lindsey Graham viewed the latest Executive Order signed by Trump as another safe four years in office, while Mike Pence said, ”Shit!” A man of few words, Pence expresses the same sentiment for either excellent, okay, or bad news. So who knows?

Democrats were outraged! Nancy Pelosi finally used profanity, and it was a wind-storm spoken in Italian, English, and French. She managed to cover her granddaughter’s ears during the tirade.

“What did you say, grandma?”

“I said, He used a double shot of Ketchup on his hamburger.”

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