COVID-18 Cured
(Atlanta) – The Center for Disease Control, in conjunction with Omega Labs, have announced a cure for COVID-18. The virus that first appeared in 2018 in downtown Omaha, Nebraska and spread all the way to Council Bluffs, Iowa appears to be defeated.
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If you don’t want something done, put a sap in charge. You don’t hire a sap to work at NASA. Same at SpaceX. Somehow, a sap got into Boeing and the 737 was produced. Ever notice how the royal family of Great Britain just keeps rolling along with…
Read full storyAnother Mickey Mouse Executive Order By Donald Trump
Donald Trump says Mail-in voting is corrupt, children are going to steal ballots, and who knows what the Mexicans and African Americans and Muslims and Democrats and crooked Hillary Clinton are going to do with those ballots. “You saw what crazy…
Read full storyWriter of pap has go-to list of celebs to complete his daily quota
A writer on a satirical news and parody website has admitted that he sometimes finds it challenging to find topics to write about, and that, when this happens, he has a go-to selection of celebrities to save the day. The writer, a frequent contrib…
Read full storyThe Technobreak is real, it’s tangible, but should be available as an app soon
Residents of Swindon, seeing the benefits of not engaging with social media, ‘Technobreaking’, are currently the hottest trending subject - not that residents of Swindon are aware of it. Relationship counsellor Angel Elphinstone has been telling c…
Read full storyManchester United meltdown as they actually announce buying a player after 6 months wrangling!
(UNEDITED) Liverpool FC, Manchester City, Arsenal, Chelsea, all manage to get their transfer deals over the line rapidly. Manchester United, are totally the opposite; wrangling, punching, in-fighting, and last minute panic deals describe the United m…
Read full storyAnti-lockdown literature regulations are harsh but necessary
The writer Brenda O’Lox is being hunted after breaching government anti-lockdown literature regulations. Her online story, ‘I haven’t seen anyone in three months, and also my Rabbit’s batteries are dead’, was regarded as ‘too earnest’. ‘If the sto…
Read full storyAmerica's ranking jumps in Math Aptitude Test
The United States has always been the home of gifted mathematicians. The outstanding contribution of our math teachers is visible at the very top. Our presidential swearing-in crowds have never been bigger, or the presidential approval ratings ever h…
Read full storyAriana Grande Addresses Those Ever-Persistent Marriage Rumors
MANHATTAN – (Celebrity Satire) - Ariana Grande, the pint-sized singing dynamo, has informed the entertainment media that, contrary to what White House press secretary Kayleigh McEnany said, she and her boyfriend did not get married in Nuevo Laredo, M…
Read full storyA 4.9 Magnitude Earthquake Strikes Vermont
MONTPELIER, Vermont – (Spoof News) - The tiny New England state of Vermont was rocked by an earthquake that measured 4.9 on the Richter scale. Reports from state agencies say that no one was injured, but there is one hell of a mess all over the p…
Read full storyKanye West Says That He Has Received 793,702 Threats Since He Announced He's Running for President
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) Kanye West, the self-proclaimed greatest American performer, told a reporter for USA Today that, since announcing his candidacy for the highest office in the land, he has received close to 800,000 threats. He pointed out…
Read full storyThe Houston Astros and The Oakland A’s Brawl Could End Up Getting Each Team Hit with a $1 Million Fine
OAKLAND – (Sports Satire) - It appears that, lately, anytime that there is a bench-clearing incident, chances are the Astros are one of the two participating teams. One sports writer from Tijuana, Mexico, wrote that the Astros seem to draw controv…
Read full storyPresident Trump Wants To Add His Likeness To Mount Rushmore
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) - President Trump recently met with Kellyanne Conway and Eric Trump about possibly having his likeness added to Mount Rushmore. Kellyanne stated that she could not think of a more deserving individual. Eric replie…
Read full storyGolden State Warriors Fans Are Depressed at The Teams Dismal (15-50) Record
SAN FRANCISCO – (Sports Satire) - Word coming out of the West Coast is that Golden State fans are starting to abandon their Warriors team like deer running from an erupting volcano. The Warriors own the worst record in the entire 30-team NBA.
Read full storyTrump Runs Out Of News Conference
Asked by a reporter at a press conference, why he keeps lying about a Veteran’s Choice measure that he claimed to have originated, Donald Trump turned deer in the headlights, then waved the reporters adios, and fled. He did, however, manage to say…
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