Covid-19 Strands Pedestrian at Traffic Light
Los Angeles, CA. Andy Cooperson reporting for The Spoof. The Kingston Trio hasn't written a song about him - yet - but the unnamed Angeleno who has been standing at the corner of Figueroa and 8th street since early yesterday, waiting for the pedestri...
Read full storyMan Impresses During First Remote Zoom Meeting on Bring Your Pet to Work Day
(Raleigh, North Carolina) Piper Industries, an up-and-coming tech firm located in Raleigh, North Carolina, conducted its much-hyped first work-from-home Zoom meeting on the company’s traditional “Bring Your Pet to Work” day. Richard "Big Head" Bighet...
Read full storyCoronavirus Wasn't From A Road Killed Bat?
Investigative Spoof reporters are looking into coronavirus. They've discovered that coronavirus or COVID-19 (19 because the pandemic started in 2019) may not have been the result of someone eating an infected bat purchased from a wet market. A wet...
Read full storyCouple watching Flight of the Navigator for the Seventh time.
Gary and Lorraine Johnson, from Chutney on the Fritz, have just sat down to watch 1980s children's film favourite, 'Flight of the Navigator' for the seventh time. The couple, both in their late forties, are watching the film because, even though t...
Read full storyMan just mumbling now
A man who used to be angry and shouty with the world, is just mumbling now. The sad, forlorn figure of Barry Asshat, who used to terrorise the internet with his spelling and grammar correcting ways, and throw shoes at people, during social isolati...
Read full storyCouple not being missed at folk open mic night
The Herring's Gills, a popular hostelry in Mithering on the Trent, has revealed that, although it is closed for business, and its folk music, cribbage, darts and belly-dancing competitions are no longer taking place, one positive is that Sandra and C...
Read full storyLouisiana Pastor Asks Followers to Send their Stimulus Checks to Churches Instead of Buying Food!
Tony Spell, the pastor at the Life Tabernacle Church in Central, Louisiana, believes his fellow pastors need your COVID-19 stimulus money more than you do. Reporting shows that Spell has started a campaign called “#PastorSpellStimulusChallenge” in...
Read full storyMan not buying deodorant
William Worthing, from Mithering on the Trent has revealed on his Twitter feed, that to increase social distancing between himself and other citizens, until restrictions are lifted, he won't be buying Deodorant. Telling his twitter followers (all...
Read full storyRoger Stone’s Yorkie Just Got Hosed
BILLINGSGATE POST: The noose just got tighter for Roger Stone. Judge Amy Jackson Berman denied him a retrial. The only man in the World with a tattoo of Richard Nixon on his back is going to have to wait for President Trump to pardon him. Judge B...
Read full storyRight-Wing "Pandemic Preppers" Pledge to Make America Germ-Free Again
Members of the right-wing movement known as the Pandemic Preppers, who have embraced COVID-19 and its trappings not just as a riveting national crisis but as a lifestyle, have tweaked the Trump “MAGA” motto to “Make America germ-free again.” Said...
Read full storyMan Is Patiently Waiting For Coronavirus To Arrive In Town
A man who, back in January, sensed a stomach-churning feeling of absolute dread deep inside himself, has, for the moment, put his fears to one side, and is now patiently waiting for the Coronavirus to arrive in town. Moys Kenwood is 56, and, as he...
Read full storyHero Firefighters Save Man Trapped in Bedsheets
FIREFIGHTERS in Boston were called to a house, last week, after a man became tangled in his bedsheets. It was the latest in a series of incidents being linked to the phenomenon, quantum entanglement. The 45-year-old resident was finally release...
Read full storyPublic should alternate face mask-wearing at five-minute intervals says Health Minister
In a bid to end the widespread confusion over the efficacy of wearing face masks to alleviate the spread of Covid-19, the Secretary of State for Health, Matt Hancock, has suggested that they are worn and then removed by the public at five-minute inte...
Read full storyPresident Putin Informs President Trump That He Has Just Gotten Access to Joe Biden’s Supporter’s Data Base
MOSCOW – The Russian News Agency has just stated that Putin now has in his possession a Democratic data base that reportedly contains the names, addresses, phone numbers, weight, and social security numbers of over 9.3 million individuals who are sup...
Read full storyHouston Astros Batboy To Put His Astros World Championship Series Ring Up On eBay
HOUSTON – Sports Balls Illustrated said that they spoke with the father of the Houston Astros batboy. Ersatz Franciosa told SBI that his 12-year-old son, Hanky, is so upset about the recent Astros Sign-Stealing Scandal, that he wants to sell his 2...
Read full storyThe Ku Klux Klan Advises Its Members To Use Thicker Hoods and Robes To Ward Off The C-19
VALDOSTA, Georgia – The Georgia Chapter of the KKK has sent out a newsletter with some vital info for their members. The newsletter addresses the concern of the older members, who are becoming a bit nervous regarding the Coronavirus. One membe...
Read full storyCrack Cocaine Consignment Contained Face Masks
Alert customs officers at Dover have intercepted what they say is the biggest haul of face masks they have ever seized. The stash was hidden inside a routine consignment of crack cocaine. The face masks had a street value of £5million. Offic...
Read full storyPresident Trump States That There Isn’t a Racist Bone Spur in His Body
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Trump spoke with Fox News anchor Tucker Carlson and informed him that, contrary to what the Never-Trump Organization is putting out, he is not a racist. He pointed out that he has never been a racist, and that he is probably the...
Read full storyTerminally Ill Patients Resentful They’re Not Dying From Covid-19
(San Louis Obispo, California) The endless media bombardment that has pummeled the public from the Coronavirus pandemic, has overwhelmed the majority of us. Between continual news updates from social media, a cacophony of online broadcasts, and daily...
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