Louisiana Pastor Asks Followers to Send their Stimulus Checks to Churches Instead of Buying Food!

Written by Reggie "Rex" Stain

Friday, 17 April 2020

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Tony Spell, the pastor at the Life Tabernacle Church in Central, Louisiana, believes his fellow pastors need your COVID-19 stimulus money more than you do.

Reporting shows that Spell has started a campaign called “#PastorSpellStimulusChallenge” in which followers are encouraged to send money they’ve received from the government as part of the federal stimulus package to evangelists and missionaries.

Spell claims that he and his wife are both donating their personal checks to churches in need instead of using it to pay for food, although he did not initially offer proof of doing so.

“His challenge also doesn’t seem to consider many people are in desperate need of their stimulus money for food, rent or bills,” notes one critic of the proclamation.

Spell has become a lightning rod for controversy after he defied bans on large-scale gatherings by holding packed services in his church during the COVID-19 pandemic.

Spell also told his followers not to be afraid of dying from the virus, and even said that “death is a welcomed friend” for true believers.

What is ironic about this story is that it is not satire, but all true. We can only hope that Pastor Spell succumbs to his “welcomed friend” before he does more damage.

It is real news like this that make our jobs as writers of satire so much harder to do.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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