Funny story: Man swims to the Moon in his bathtub

Man swims to the Moon in his bathtub

Bored of being stuck indoors due to the coronavirus, Gloucester man Geoff Sweat, decided to perform a feat never before attempted - to swim the distance to the Moon in his bathtub. Mr Sweat, 41, has an Olympic-sized bathtub in his basement, and, d...

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Funny story: Supreme Court Issues Decision Using Limerick Format

Supreme Court Issues Decision Using Limerick Format

BILLINGSGATE POST: Breaking a long-standing precedent, the United States Supreme Court has decided to issue the Kaczynski vs Lewinsky decision in the form of a limerick. Historically, this has been done only in Ireland, back in the 12th Century. Th...

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Funny story: Have You Seen This Man?

Have You Seen This Man?

The man pictured above is being hunted by police forces all across the fifty-one states of America, and also in the tacky UK seaside resort of Blackpool. He is wanted in connection with numerous criminal misdemeanors, all too heinous to mention, w...

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Funny story: Liverpool Taxi Driver Lets Passengers Know Where All The Black People Live

Liverpool Taxi Driver Lets Passengers Know Where All The Black People Live

Liverpudlian cab driver, Barry 'BJ' Cross, a thin man with pearly unnaturally-white teeth, is providing, in his mind, an essential service to visitors to the city made famous by the Beatles, football and stolen television sets and hubcaps. "When I...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Feels for Those Who Had Lives before Coronavirus

Nashville Man Feels for Those Who Had Lives before Coronavirus

Thirty-three-year-old Nick Jameson of Nashville, Tennessee, couldn't have been more moved to hear of the havoc wreaked in people’s professional lives and personal relationships by the nationwide lockdown due to coronavirus - and could only be gratefu...

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Funny story: Manchester United Captain Harry Maguire Has Put In Increased Pay Claim

Manchester United Captain Harry Maguire Has Put In Increased Pay Claim

There may not be much football being played at the moment, due to the Coronavirus shutdown, but everyone has to eat, and food costs money, and this seems to be the primary reason why Manchester United and England central defender, Harry Maguire, has...

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Funny story: The Mayor of San Francisco Assures the Town’s Citizens That Fog Cannot Cause the C-19 Flu

The Mayor of San Francisco Assures the Town’s Citizens That Fog Cannot Cause the C-19 Flu

SAN FRANCISCO – The mayor of San Francisco has said that he wants to address the fog rumor that is running rampant throughout the Golden Gate City. The mayor said that he received over 700 text messages asking him if fog could cause someone to dev...

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Funny story: The Los Angeles Dodger Fans Lawsuit Against the Houston Astros Gets Thrown Out at Second Base

The Los Angeles Dodger Fans Lawsuit Against the Houston Astros Gets Thrown Out at Second Base

HOUSTON – A District 43 circuit judge has just thrown out the $12.7 million lawsuit that had been filed against the Houston Astros organization by a group calling itself The Left Coast Anti-Astros Coalition. LCAAC spokeswoman, Willadeena Pinnsanel...

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Funny story: A Farmer is Injured While Drinking Milk

A Farmer is Injured While Drinking Milk

SHEBOYGAN, Wisconsin – The local authorities are reporting that a local farmer sustained an injury while he was drinking milk. Sheboygan police officer, Wendell Braggberry, (Badge #3017) said that he took a statement from Silas P. Coogins, who own...

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Funny story: Prince Harry and Meghan Markle Are Sheltering-in-Place and Binge Watching Reruns of Leave It To Beaver

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle Are Sheltering-in-Place and Binge Watching Reruns of Leave It To Beaver

LOS ANGELES – With most of the country now being ordered to shelter-in-place, many families are turning to watching more and more television. Reports are that sales of TV dinners have gone up by 600%, and most furniture stores report that they ha...

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Funny story: Common Sense In Shortest Supply In Living Memory

Common Sense In Shortest Supply In Living Memory

After the recent crisis in supermarkets which saw rolls of toilet paper flying off shelves quicker than people could wipe their arses, a UK government study has concluded that a new crisis is brewing, in that common sense is in its shortest supply si...

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Funny story: "Flattening the Curve"

"Flattening the Curve"

Dodger Stadium, Los Angeles. Walkem Quicker reporting for SOS - Spoof On Sports. [That was a pun, son, for octogenarians who remember Cardinal's catcher, Walker Cooper.] With the MLB season in disarray due to the virus crisis, fans didn't expect to...

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Funny story: Britain's Reserves Of Quavers Running Dangerously Low

Britain's Reserves Of Quavers Running Dangerously Low

The British snack and crisp community reacted with shock on Friday, when the UK Department of Food Resources announced that the nation’s Quaver reserves, long thought large enough to carry the country into the 22nd century, are, in fact, running dang...

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Funny story: Man Tells His Children A Bedtime Story, But Falls Asleep Before It's Finished

Man Tells His Children A Bedtime Story, But Falls Asleep Before It's Finished

A man who was exhausted after keeping his two children occupied all day long with games and activities, decided to tell them a story at bedtime last night, to help them get to sleep more quickly, but left them disappointed when he fell asleep himself...

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Funny story: Why Shredding the Constitution Will Save Us From the Coronavirus

Why Shredding the Constitution Will Save Us From the Coronavirus

The past weeks have witnessed decisive actions taken by local governments to enforce social distancing to slow the spread of the coronavirus. For example, restaurants have been forced to close, non-essential workers have lost their jobs or become fur...

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Funny story: Tightrope Artist Involved In Accident At Circus

Tightrope Artist Involved In Accident At Circus

A professional tightrope-walking artist had to be admitted to hospital last night after he inadvertently fell from his tightrope during a performance. The injured man, Ed Banger, 36, was appearing as part of the travelling Corona Circus in Moscow.

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Funny story: Trump Overrules Navy, Returns Captain to Carrier

Trump Overrules Navy, Returns Captain to Carrier

The Pentagon, Washington, D. C. Special to The Spoof. President Donald Trump today overruled the Navy and reinstated Brett Crozier as captain of the virus-beleaguered aircraft carrier Theodore Roosevelt. Trump's terse announcement was that Crozier ha...

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