Man just mumbling now

Written by Ben Macnair

Friday, 17 April 2020

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So, as I was saying......

A man who used to be angry and shouty with the world, is just mumbling now.

The sad, forlorn figure of Barry Asshat, who used to terrorise the internet with his spelling and grammar correcting ways, and throw shoes at people, during social isolation, is now just mumbling to himself.

The former paper-clip salesman, who had a bit of a thing for a lady in his youth, said: 'Oh, what is the point? I have done nothing with my life, except for making people I have never met feel sad about their lack of skills in spelling. I don't even look after my shoes properly.'

This is something to be said to a friend Brian. Not something to put out on the internet. I mean Barry. Or whatever your name is. I'm so busy trying to be clever, that I forgot what I'd called you only a few lines ago.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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