Funny story: Man Approached By Killer Whale Says He Thought He Was Going To Be Killed

Man Approached By Killer Whale Says He Thought He Was Going To Be Killed

A man swimming, who came into contact with a monster Killer Whale, has said that, so fearful was he of the reputation of the beast involved, that he was worried that he was going to be killed. The man, who was swimming almost a half-mile from the...

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Funny story: Hallmark Channel Causes Weight Gain in Women

Hallmark Channel Causes Weight Gain in Women

Lori Laughlin and Steve Guttenberg’s bank accounts aren’t the only thing growing since the Hallmark Channel’s inception. The stories have a certain saccharine formula; always Christmas with blue skies, and a dusting of snow on the ground - and, for s...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Has Trouble Distinguishing between Full Circle and Square One

Nashville Man Has Trouble Distinguishing between Full Circle and Square One

After being laid off his day job due to a coronavirus-related moratorium on contract renewals, aspiring professional photographer Jimmy Fogg of Nashville, Tennessee, once again found himself unemployed and at loose ends. In other words, he’d come ful...

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Funny story: Insect And Animal Populations Already Recovering As A Result Of Lockdown

Insect And Animal Populations Already Recovering As A Result Of Lockdown

The Coronavirus may be bringing the end of the world as we, the human race, know it, but it won't be the end of the world for anything else on the planet - in fact, the disappearance of homo sapiens from the landscape is already having a beneficial...

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Funny story: More and More Networks are Choosing Not to Telecast Trump’s Daily Pandemic/Campaign Rally Press Conferences

More and More Networks are Choosing Not to Telecast Trump’s Daily Pandemic/Campaign Rally Press Conferences

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Several more networks have now opted to no longer allow the president to use his daily Coronavirus press conferences as self-serving campaign pep rallies. CNN and MSNBC have now joined The New York World Register, The Hollywood...

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Funny story: A Liquor Store in the Bronx is Using a Drone to Deliver Bottles of Booze To Sheltering-In-Place Customers

A Liquor Store in the Bronx is Using a Drone to Deliver Bottles of Booze To Sheltering-In-Place Customers

BRONX, New York – The owner of a liquor store located in the Bronx has decided that, if the customers can’t come to his liquor store, then he will take the liquor store to their residences. Vinnie Fettuccine, owner of the Little Salerno Liquor Sto...

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Funny story: President Trump Has Decided to Rename Air Force One

President Trump Has Decided to Rename Air Force One

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The president’s chief counsel, Kellyanne Conway, has just informed the White House media about a decision that POTUS has just made. Conway informed the press that the president has decided that, after 67½ years of the presidenti...

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Funny story: The Gov. Cuomo Action Figure Doll is Flying Off the Shelves

The Gov. Cuomo Action Figure Doll is Flying Off the Shelves

NEW YORK CITY – The toy manufacturing company Toypaloosa is reporting that sales of the new Governor Andrew Cuomo Action Figure Doll are going through the roof. Governor Cuomo has become very popular of late because he conducts his daily C-19 pres...

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Funny story: Man Ate Some Purple Stuff After His Tea

Man Ate Some Purple Stuff After His Tea

We all like something sweet to 'finish off' a meal - ice cream, some cake, a cookie, or even chocolate pudding with custard! But one man pushed the boat out, and delved into the exotic earlier this evening, when his wife gave him some 'purple stuff'...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Is Having Nightmares

Donald Trump Is Having Nightmares

Donald Trump is having nightmares, and the only sympathy he receives is from his third wife, Melania. She drifts down from her bedroom located on the floor above, (distanced like Mrs. Rochester) knocks at the door, and says, “Be best.” Awake, he o...

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Funny story: Man Adheres To Government's Social-Distancing Rules, Despite Wife's Efforts To Get Back Into House

Man Adheres To Government's Social-Distancing Rules, Despite Wife's Efforts To Get Back Into House

The UK government has stressed it is one hundred per cent serious about its Coronavirus social-distancing rules, that's what one man just couldn't seem to get his wife to understand, this week, as she repeatedly tried to get back into their home in H...

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Funny story: British Health Minister Announces Ban On Sheep Threesomes

British Health Minister Announces Ban On Sheep Threesomes

BILLINGSGATE POST: Two days after British health minister Matt Hancock said he had tested positive for coronavirus and was self-isolating at home with mild symptoms, he announced that a countrywide ban on sheep threesomes was forthcoming. Coincid...

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