WASHINGTON, D.C. – Trump spoke with Fox News anchor Tucker Carlson and informed him that, contrary to what the Never-Trump Organization is putting out, he is not a racist.
He pointed out that he has never been a racist, and that he is probably the least racist of any president in history, including Francis Scott Key.
The president said that Dr. Yang Fu Fi, his personal doctor, examined him recently, and told him that he could not find a racist bone spur anywhere on his huge body.
Tucker told him that he believes that it’s that Pelosi woman who is spreading those viciously vicious rumors about him.
Carlson said that Pelosi allegedly said that the president still calls Stormy Daniels every once in a while.
“That’s a damn lie!” yelled Trump. “I deleted her cell phone number 13 years ago.”
Tucker then informed him that Pelosi also said that Trump’s belly has gotten so fat, that he can no longer see his dickie poo unless he has a hand mirror.
POTUS commented that he does not own a hand mirror.