William Worthing, from Mithering on the Trent has revealed on his Twitter feed, that to increase social distancing between himself and other citizens, until restrictions are lifted, he won't be buying Deodorant.
Telling his twitter followers (all three of them) he wrote 'It strikes me that people may be getting too close to me because of my overwhelming personal charisma, so to save myself, and them, I will not be using deodorant until at least the Autumn. It will save some money in the short term, and it means that I will always have space around me on the train, and in the cinema. So it is all ups for me'.
