Elton John announces new musical
Famous glasses-wearer and singer, Elton John, has written a new musical, which starts this weekend in the West End of London. The musical is called Daniel, and has raised eyebrows over its controversial subject matter, so TheSpoof interviewed Elton e...
Read full storyBeautiful: Granddaughter Happy to Let Go of Racist WWII Veteran Grandfather 'Due to His Terrible Illness'
Stating that she knew what needed to happen, poverty-ridden middle-aged woman Amanda FitzPatrick reported being amenable to the choice of euthanization for her 99-year-old WWII-veteran grandfather. “I just knew what I needed to do...” stated Mrs.
Read full storyWar! What Is It Good For? Possibly Brexit!
As Brexit spirals out of control like a drunk shopping centre Santa driving a stolen jet ski through Debenhams, the options for the UK are narrowing. But one brave Brexiteer has an option that no one else has thought of. Big Bubbly Bumberling Raci...
Read full storySlim Everdingle Finds Black Cat In Dark Room
BILLINGSGATE POST: Everyone knew Slim Everdingle was special. How special was he? Even his birth was different than most. Coming out of the womb ready for work, baby-boy Slim was wearing a traditional white tee-shirt and Dickies Short Sleeve Mechan...
Read full storyMan’s Life Turned Into Living Heck
San Francisco resident John Precious, whose hobbies include attending Church and voyeurism, claims that his life has been turned into “living heck” by the permissive attitudes of his neighbors. “It’s been heckish. In the last ten years, the area…
Read full storyBritish Airways Introduces 'Mystery Flights'
Following the unexpected deviation from the scheduled flightpath, on Monday, of its London to Düsseldorf service, British Airways has announced its newest innovation in air travel - 'Mystery Destinations'. Flight BA3271 took off from London City a...
Read full storyA Big Change: 'World Record Egg' Instagram Account Proves That Eggs More Likeable Than Humans
Soaring quickly to the rank of most-liked Instagram photo, the “World Record Egg”, an account owned by Chris Godfrey, has single-handedly proven that unfertilized chicken eggs are more likeable than human children. This has been clear for a while, bu...
Read full storyAtlanta Preacher Speaks Out Against Artificial and Natural Intelligence
Dr. Ethan Holliston, pastor of the Blind Faith Baptist Church in Atlanta, Georgia, recently spoke out against artificial and natural intelligence, both of which he says threaten the very fabric of our modern-day society. "Did you know these AI rob...
Read full storyLGBT Groups Not Happy With Straight Pride Event
Heterosexuals everywhere are celebrating tonight, after 'straight relationships' were given a governmental worldwide seal of approval, and 24 August pencilled-in for a 'Straight Pride Day', including a march through major cities all over the globe.
Read full storyMichael Avenatti trades 15 minutes of fame for 15 years
Former Stormy Daniels attorney, Michael Avenatti, concluded his once-meteoric rise to cable news superstardom today with a rather abrupt and uneventful collision with a pair of handcuffs. The former darling of CNN and MSNBC was arrested on charges o...
Read full storyBeautiful: Interview with the Man who Began to Believe in God After Finding Bag of Perfectly Inflated Beach Balls in Barn
"Back in 1995, I was a mischievous, lonely, scared teenager. I’d no hope for the future, and no will to gather said hope. I was a goner; floating in a world of which I hadn’t a clue about, of which I hadn’t an obvious need for. All of the hopes that...
Read full storyAttorney General’s Trump Pardon Letter ‘Copied & Pasted From Spoof Website
Washington AC/DC - (Up Yer Ass Mess): President Trump fired FBI Director James Comey because a severed horse’s head ‘suddenly appeared in the First Lady’s White House four-poster’ the US Attorney General has told Congress. In a four-page memo exc...
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