Attorney General’s Trump Pardon Letter ‘Copied & Pasted From Spoof Website

Written by queen mudder

Tuesday, 26 March 2019

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Off With His Head the First Lady said as a bloody whorse head popped up in her bed

Washington AC/DC - (Up Yer Ass Mess): President Trump fired FBI Director James Comey because a severed horse’s head ‘suddenly appeared in the First Lady’s White House four-poster’ the US Attorney General has told Congress.

In a four-page memo excoriating President Trump (surely ‘exonerating?’- Ed) William Barr’s executive summary of the Mueller Witch Hunt report effectively vindicates Trump.

And gives him a free ‘stay-out-of-jail-forever’ card following two bitter years of Russia collusion spats.

Commenting on the Senate’s Corrupt & Lying Bastards Committee letter, the Spoof’s fat-checking sources said the whole thing smelled suspiciously like a ‘blatant case of plagiarism’ of a two-year-old article published in the Spoof’s Foreign News columns on 9 May 2017.

The very day that Trump fired FBI Director James Comey.

‘All Frights Reserved’ by Spoof writer Hairy Youth rocked over 10,000,000 hits on the website’s readership counter.

AG William Barr’s plagiarised version?

You’ll just have to keep watching this space.

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