There were 448 spoof news stories published in June 2013. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.
Chicharito Says He'll Probably Give Up Soccer and Move To America If His Girlfriend Cheryl Cole Gets The X-Factor Job
LOS ANGELES - Cheryl Cole has made it perfectly clear that her number one priority right now is to do whatever it takes to get that coveted judge's slot on Simon Cowell's X-Factor. Cheryl has said that she has never been happier than she is now th...
Read full storyRed Panda Explains Timeout from the National Zoo
On Monday morning when Rusty, the red panda (he looks sort of like a raccoon) was reported missing, many assumed that he was displeased with his accommodations at the National Zoo in Wash., DC. Not so. To counteract the incorrect assumption, once Rusty was returned to the zoo later in the day, he contacted a reporter at TheSpoof.com, Gail Farrelly (she's an expert in panda parlance), to...
Read full storyNASA Sued by Bachelor Rat on Mars
As soon as the news surfaced that a rat (of the rodent, not human, variety) had been photographed on Mars, Science and Technology reporter Gail Farrelly at The Spoof.com knew she had to be the first to interview him. "Thank goodness for Skype," Farr...
Read full storyChicharito Says Cheryl Cole Has The Sexiest Body He Has Ever Seen
LOS ANGELES - Chicharito, who is a native of Mexico, was in L.A. visiting his girlfriend Cheryl Cole. Cole was meeting with the entertainment mogul Simon Cowell about the possibility of her taking the place of Britney Spears at the X-Factor judges...
Read full storyTwitter Birdies Take Over Word TWEET, Real Birds Furious
The "takeover" is a done deal. And "real" birds (y'know the kind that chirp outside your window and poop on the windshield of your car) are all aflutter. As reported by a reporter who understands bird talk and listened in on their conversation,...
Read full storyChimps Demand Retirement Party
It happened as soon as the National Institutes of Health announced this week that "...310 chimps will be retiring from medical research over the next few years..." One of the chimps said, "Throwing us a party, it's the least they can do, we've put in our time." And the chimps weren't at all shy about exactly what kind of a party it should be. Here are a few of the things they demanded: --...
Read full storyNY State Unemployment Benefits Collected by Dead People
It's the gift that keeps on giving. Even after death. Word is that officials will be trying to get the money back. Huh? Retrieval from The Great Beyond? Lotsa luck with that one! This situation intrigued reporter Gail Farrelly, so she went to a NYS unemployment benefits office and interviewed applicants waiting in line to see what they thought of this news. Here's what some of them s...
Read full storyBig Brother Is Watching Too Much, Way Too Much
He's seen it all, and he's sick of it. The beleaguered watchdog is having trouble keeping up with the amount of work he's been assigned and admits it may be time for him to quit his spying job. The number of folks he's supposed to keep track of...
Read full storyNina Dobrev of The Vampire Diaries Reveals Her Fetish
BEVERLY HILLS - The star of The Vampire Diaries, Nina Dobrev attended a bachelorette party for a close friend at The Mrs. Ponce De Leon Hotel in Beverly Hills. Dobrev said that she went to high school with the guest of honor, Delilah "Third Base"...
Read full storyJFK Airport Security Guards Justify Workday Naps
Confronted with the evidence (photos of napping on the job), the security guards had a variety of responses about their behavior, when interviewed by reporter Gail Farrelly from TheSpoof.com. Here's a sample: -- "I catch a few winks during the slow hours, so that I'm ready to be extra vigilant during the busy ones." -- "Sleeping isn't allowed on the job? Really? I have to check this...
Read full storyGeorge Orwell Returns from the Dead to Sell More Books
Commuters at Grand Central Station received the shock of a lifetime last night: George Orwell selling and signing copies of his books, right near the big clock in the terminal. "Ya gotta strike while the iron is hot," Orwell told the crowd, e...
Read full storyBooger King introduces new Bun Burgers
MIAMI, FL - Booger King spokesman Stanley Snodgrass announced the fast-food giant's introduction of a new menu item that will be offered only at franchises in beach and summer resorts. "It's a little risqué," Snodgrass confessed. "The buns are sha...
Read full storyNina Dobrev Talks About Her Upcoming Nude Shower Scene In The Vampire Diaries
LOS ANGELES - The ratings for the television series The Vampire Diaries have been very good and they are fixing to get even better. The show's producer Manolo Middlezuck has just announced that an upcoming episode promises to send the ratings thro...
Read full storyMaker of PC-Matic Computer Utility Sued For Double Charging Actress
PC-Matic, a computer utility that promises to be all things to all computers has recently blanketed television with its ads. In the most recent ad, a tall, bald technician hands a female client an invoice for $300 for repairing her slow, virus-infes...
Read full storyChicharito Confesses That Girlfriend Cheryl Cole Wants To Have His Baby
CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - The jet-setting couple Javier Hernández Balcázar, AKA Chicharito and his girlfriend singer Cheryl Cole flew into Cabo San Lucas, Mexico's General Antonio Lopez de Santa Ana Airport. The happy couple was then driven by limo...
Read full storyThe Reason Why Jennifer Lopez Had A Bikini Line Tattoo Removed
NEW YORK CITY - The rumor that Jennifer Lopez could be breaking up with her boy toy Casper Smart has just gained some credence. An unidentified source said that J.Lo paid a visit to a tattoo parlor in Brooklyn to have an intimate tattoo located on...
Read full storyPETA Wants To Ban Animal Crackers
NORFOLK, Virginia - The People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals have gone to Congress to state their case regarding the wanton ingesting of animal crackers throughout America. PETA's Executive Director Mimosa Ledbetter told the news media that...
Read full storySo Far It Looks Like Michael Jackson Has Done A Pretty Good Job Faking His Death
Nearly fours years after faking his own death many observers, commentators and journalists are praising the former "King of Pop" for his tenacity and determination in continuing his ruse, with some calling Jackson "the best in the business". "I ca...
Read full storyThe CIA Trying To Find A Way To Destroy Hurricanes While They're Still Out In The Ocean
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Well Hurricane season is upon us once again and Andrea is the first big old windbag to make an appearance. President Obama, still dealing with the damage and destruction that befell the East Coast last year from Hurricane Sandy,...
Read full storyPolitical Facebook - President Obama, Vice-President Biden, and That Infamous Super Bowl Ring
POLITICAL FACEBOOK Vice-President Biden: Hello Mr. President, are you there? 8:01 a.m. President Obama: Good morning to you Joey. How are things going so far? 8:04 a.m. Vice-President Biden: Pretty good Barry. Say have you heard anymore concerning that New England Patriots Super Bowl Ring that Vladimir Putin reportedly stole? 8:07 a.m. President Obama: Well Joey, kinda, sorta, I gue...
Read full storyGovernor Brewer of Arizona Disqualifies Wet T-Shirt Contest Winner Because She's A Lesbian
YUMA, Arizona - The 19th Annual Arizona Wet T-Shirt Contest was held in Yuma and this year's overwhelming winner was Loribelle Tantaletti of Flagstaff. But Tantaletti's victory was short lived as Governor Jan Brewer soon learned from an unnamed so...
Read full storyMick Jagger of The Rolling Stones Talks About His Groupies
DETROIT - Mick Jagger flew to Detroit to see about a business deal that his guitarist Keith Richards had told him about. While he was in the Land of The Tigers, Lions, Pistons, and Red Wings, he was asked by Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonigh...
Read full storyWith Much Fanfare, the NRA Releases Its Version of the New Testament
The NRA today released its new translation of the New Testament, based heavily on the King James Version. Said NRA CEO Wayne LaPierre of the new translation: "We believe this new version of the New Testament will more accurately reflect the Second Amendment principles the United States and the nation of Israel were founded upon." What follows is an excerpt from the new translation, called,...
Read full storyChicharito and Cheryl Cole Purchase Rihanna's Nudist Resort
WEST HOLLYWOOD - The Caribbean singer, Rihanna, 25, has just sold The Naked As A Jaybird Nudist Resort which is located just outside of Petaluma on Highway 101. Rihanna purchased the nudist resort in April of this year. She told Margarita Mixx wit...
Read full storyStiletto Heels were invented for men!
Historians working at Cambridge University have discovered the origins of the stiletto heel, or court shoe, whilst trawling through cobbling records from seventeenth century France. "Many people think that court shoes are so called because they ar...
Read full storyThe Latest Thing In Human Evolution - Interchangeable Body Parts
According to Genesis God made man out of the dust of the earth and woman out of Adam's rib - not an especially impressive start. But in the thousands of years since then things have changed and so have we humans. In Adam's and Eve's time they only needed to wear fig leaves to survive the environment until you -know -who came along. Nowadays one almost needs a suit of armor. What would it be li...
Read full storyMadonna Comments On Her Alleged Charlie Sheen Bikini Line Tattoo
NEW YORK CITY - Madonna is certainly one individual who has been around the block a few times so she is definitely no stranger to the world of rumors. She was asked by Vodka Vermicelli with iRumors about the story circulating around that she has a...
Read full storyRihanna and Oprah Winfrey Reportedly Feuding Over The "N" Word
CHICAGO - Word out of the Windy City is that the former talk show queen Oprah Winfrey and Caribbean beauty singer Rihanna are feuding over the use of a certain word. According to LaSabrosa Windwater, with Afro Sheen Magazine, Rihanna said that it...
Read full storyA List of Lindsay Lohan's 10 Favorite Bars
It is no secret that Hollywood starlet Lindsay Lohan loves to take a drink every now and then, and now and then, and now and then. Lohan has been referred to as a celebrity camel who has a propensity for consuming alcohol that is pretty much unrivaled in the land of broken bright light dreams known as Tinsel Town. Tittle Tattle Tonight's Pico de Gallo recently sat down with the freckle-face...
Read full storyU.S. Politicos: Where Are They Now?
Faded Spotlight Magazine Presents... U.S. POLITICOS: WHERE ARE THEY NOW? Mitt Romney - The old Flip-Flopper, who got trounced in the 2012 presidential election by President Barack Obama, is seriously considering moving down to Mexico and living with one of his cousins who owns a piñata factory. Ron Paul - The 77-year-old congressman from Texas is living in the Lone Star state and trying t...
Read full storyPresident Obama Is Tired of Alec Baldwin's Crazy Man Antics and Plans To Have Him Deported
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Alec Baldwin seems to think that he has all kinds of privileges and rights that no other American citizen has. According to Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres the second-rate actor has once again imploded and made himself look like a litt...
Read full storyDolly Parton To Star In The Film, Oops! - The Paula Deen Story
LOS ANGELES - Miramix Pictures in association with Tri-Moon Productions has just announced that filming on the new Charleen Belle Pinnzucker movie Oops! - The Paula Deen Story will begin within the week. One of the South's most popular singers Dol...
Read full storyCurse of orange panties and trainer soles hexes top seeds Maria Sharapova and Roger Federer
Blushing Meadows, NY - "Serena Williams beware," an International Sartorial Tennis Association stylist said today, "those orange shorts/panties just gotta go or your Grand Slam dreams will end up tits-up." The women's World No 1 seed was being bee...
Read full storyEdward Snowden to Spy for the New York Mets
Flushing, New York -- Looking to even up their below .500 record before the end of the season, the New York Mets have added an espionage expert to their roster. He is the whistle-blowing traitor, Edward Snowden, and he will join the team as soo...
Read full storyAlaska's Pavlof Volcano Needs To Be Capped Says Sarah Palin
WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah Palin has just showed the world that she knows as much about volcanoes as she does about geography. The failed 2008 GOP vice-presidential candidate, who also quit as governor of Alaska in the middle of her term, recently st...
Read full storySparks and Mensa launch Adjustable Height Heels
Sparks and Mensa, the high street department store used by people with more brains than cash, has developed the latest must have trend for women: adjustable height heels. "We've all been there," said product designer Frank Boshell. "Sometimes we n...
Read full storyThe Retail Test
To get a little extra cash, I decided to take on a sales job at night - right after my usual nine to five gig. I wanted to buy this girl a ring with a jewel in it. To be quite honest, I wanted to steal a nice ring with a jewel in it. I figured the best way to do this would be to get a jeweler's sales job. So I applied at several stores and after a month passed, Swearingen & Acme Jewelry Re...
Read full storyPit Bull Says Once J.Lo Dumps Casper Smart He'll Be On Her Like Stripes on A Zebra
MIAMI - Pit Bull watched the first game of the NBA Finals and he was thrilled that the San Antonio Spurs defeated the Miami Heat 92-88. After the game Pit Bull was asked by Zorro La Bamba with The Sports Bet Gazette about the rumor that he and Jen...
Read full storyPresident Obama Agrees To Appear With George Clooney In An Action Packed Movie
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The White House has just announced that President Obama has been offered a role in George Clooney's next action packed motion picture. According to Silver Screen Showcase Magazine reporter Pomona Vox, Clooney has been after the...
Read full storyKate Gosselin Says She Is No Racist
READING, Pennsylvania - Kate Gosselin sat in her home shaking her head as she read story after story on the Internet about her so called slant-eyed impression. Gosselin spoke with Tilapia Frisbee a reporter with The Right Coast Revue. She explaine...
Read full storyTiger Woods Ex-Wife Elin Nordegren To Appear In The Nude In An Erotic Playmale Magazine Layout
CHICAGO - A spokesperson for Playmale Men's Magazine has just announced that after one year of basic begging, Elin Nordegren, also known as the ex-Mrs. Tiger Woods, has agreed to grace the glossy pages of their magazine. Ms. Nordegren agreed to ap...
Read full storyBizarre Alien Civilization Actually Likes Telemarketers
WASHINGTON, D.C. At a press conference yesterday,astronomer Dr. Stella Nightley (Ph.D, THC, LSD) announced that her team had discovered a new planet forty light-years from Earth. Thanks to the unprecedented power of the revolutionary new telescope a...
Read full storyThe GOP Could Be Riding Into The Sunset
TUCSON - A group of national Republican strategists met in Tucson to discuss what they can do to get the GOP from completely collapsing and going the way of the Ford Edsel, Cabbage Patch Dolls, and Pet Rocks. Vareena May Pottpiffle, 71, who is the...
Read full storyParis Hilton Denies That Her Erotic Sex Tape Is A Publicity Stunt
BEVERLY HILLS - Friends of Paris Hilton say that she is trying her hardest to keep from showing that she is thrilled that Lindsay Lohan is in rehab. According to Ling Chow Rangoon with iRumors, Paris actually flew down to Louisiana to meet with Ma...
Read full storyUgly Dog Show Provides Missing Hairstyle Link
The 21st annual Ugly Dog Show that took place last week and has grown increasingly more popular every year, has attracted a unique and prestigious following lately. A group of scholars and scientists who have been "on the lookout" for a missing h...
Read full storyMonica Lewinsky Asks President Obama If He Can Hire Her To Be A White House Tour Guide
WASHINGTON, D.C. - If there is one thing that Monica Lewinsky is not it's shy. The nation's most infamous White House intern has reportedly asked President Obama if he can hire her to be a White House tour guide. She stressed to the president that...
Read full storyQueen Elizabeth Explodes When She Hears That Prince William Will Be Filming Kate Middleton Giving Birth
NEW YORK CITY - Bedroom Pillow Talk is reporting that Kate Middleton's idea to have the birth of her and husband William's baby filmed has greatly angered Will's grandmother, Queen Elizabeth. BPT reporter Carolina Chipotle said she spoke with Brit...
Read full storyAbsinthe: a drink with so much kick it'll drill holes in your brain
"For the lips of an adulteress drip honey, and smoother than oil is her speech; but in the end she is bitter as wormwood, sharp as a two-edged sword. Her feet go down to death, her steps lay hold of Sheol." -Proverbs 5:4 I'll start this in my usual stupid and inane way - If the Internet had an official bird it would most likely be a turkey vulture. If it had...
Read full storyShare a Coke with: whoever you want
After the remarkable success of writing people's names on the sides of their bottles, Coca-Cola are now selling blank bottles and letters for those people who don't appear on a bottle. "We've had a lot of people come to up to us and complain," sai...
Read full storyParody Letter from Ed Miliband to Voters
Hi everyone, and welcome to my world! My name is Edward Miliband, known mostly as Red Ed and I am fortunate to be Leader of Labour -the true people's party. I am a son of a Marxist millionaire and I live in a mansion worth couple of millions. As a true socialist I uphold high principles of socialism and dream of creating for all of you a utopian socialist paradise where everyone is equal...
Read full storyAged couple's secret of a happy marriage: transvestism?
FREE LOVE, NEB - After 65 years of marriage, Mel and Joey Schwanke had seen it all - or all they wanted to see - when it came to their bodies. "The thrill was definitely gone," Mel said. "You can say that again," his wife declared. "The thrill was...
Read full storyAaron Hernandez of The New England Patriots Arrested - Gisele Bundchen Is Furious
NORTH ATTLEBORO, Massachusetts - Well like the saying goes, You can run but you can't hide. Police have arrested Patriots tight end Aaron Hernandez and charged him with suspicion of murder. Hernandez told Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Illustrated D...
Read full storyPresident Obama Bets Rush Limbaugh $20,000 That The San Antonio Spurs Will Beat The Miami Heat in The NBA Finals
WASHINGTON, D.C. - It is no secret that there has never been a U.S. president who was more into basketball than President Obama. And the president does love to make bets on all kinds of sporting events. He has said that since he doesn't go hunting...
Read full storyNevada Bans Chewing Gum
CARSON CITY, Nevada - The Nevada State Senate acting on a request of the vast majority of the Las Vegas Gambling casinos has just voted on a bill regarding the chewing of chewing gum. State Senator Hula Hanna Dimpsydew, 46, [D-Reno] stated that th...
Read full storyNASA, a Mosquito-Sized WMD, a Dulicimer Player, and the Shooters Girls
My dulcimer sits in the corner of my one-room camper looking like my out-of-touch, sarcastic, abusive freshman English Comp Instructor, Mr. Feducious Flynt. A ragged, ratty, bony thing, it's absolutely hideous. I haven't played the dulcimer in ages.
Read full storyChristina Aguilera Shows Off Her Skinny, Beach-Ready Body
VENICE BEACH - Christina Aguilera has lost quite a bit of weight lately and she is not shy about letting people know it and showing it. Aguilera who was recently photographed on Venice Beach wearing one of the skimpiest, sexiest bikini swimsuits m...
Read full storyFloppy disk found in a chest on board the Titanic
Salvage hunters have made a controversial and contentious discovery of what appears to be a floppy disk, or 'diskette' inside a chest recovered from the Titanic wreck. "This is going to either overturn decades of technological history," said salva...
Read full storyCatherine Zeta-Jones tightlipped as husband Michael Douglas opens up about 'walnut-sized' oral sex tumor
New York - "It's what guys of 69 channel when bi-polar wives are safely tucked up inside rehab," was one explanation this weekend as the Michael Douglas oral sex cancer story broke. The actor was quoted in a UK broadsheet describing how a walnut-s...
Read full storyJennifer Aniston Having Second Thoughts About Getting Married
WEST HOLLYWOOD - Jennifer Aniston is reportedly having second thoughts about getting married to Justin Theroux. The latest issue of Glamboyant Magazine has an article written by Savannah Kettle which conveys the fact that Aniston has had a change...
Read full storyPope blames rough trade in the Vatican
Rome - His Holiness has blamed a lurid Catacombs sex club called St Sebastian's Passageway for an outbreak of homosexuality in the Vatican. "At its core is a gay lobby," Pope Frankie the Argie said today, "swathed in peach-colored ruched silk drap...
Read full storyPresident Obama Lends Air Force One To George Clooney and Stacy Keibler
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Several Republican senators have expressed concern over the fact that President Obama allowed George Clooney and his stunning girlfriend Stacy Keibler the use of Air Force One. White House Press Secretary Cal Colfax responded to...
Read full storyGod Declares Himself an Atheist
HEAVEN-St. Peter released a statement today from God declaring that He is now an atheist. The statement read: "After spending years reviewing philosophical thought from the pre-Socratics to Plato to Aristotle, through the Stoics and the Skeptic...
Read full storyKyle Petty Insults Danica Patrick - She Responds By Saying That The Old Has-Been Can Kiss Her Seat Cushion
SPARTA, Kentucky - NASCAR race driver Danica Patrick says that she has pretty much heard it all so she was not surprised when Kyle Petty took some cheap shots at her. According to Tango Brisket with Sports Territory Magazine, Kyle "The Has Been" P...
Read full storyNina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder To Star In The Movie, Hide & Seek - The Edward Snowden Story
HOLLYWOOD - LaLaLand is already jumping on the huge NSA scandal regarding former NSA contractor Edward Snowden alias The Whistleblower. Tittle Tattle Tonight's Pico de Gallo has just learned that noted Italian director Bandini Borrapelli has signe...
Read full storyNew Texas Abortion Law to Protect a "Gleam in Your Daddy's Eye"
AUSTIN, Texas--The Majority Republican House today took up debate on a new abortion law, considered the strictest in the nation, which would protect even the intention of a man to father a child. The law, called the "Gleam in Your Daddy's Eye Bil...
Read full storyCharles Barkley Wonders if ABC Sports Announcers Michael Breen and Jeff Van Gundy Are On The Miami Heat Payroll
MIAMI - When local sportscasters constantly praise one team over another it is called being a homer. But when they do it in the NBA Finals it is called a cheap shot. Those were the sentiments of TNT analyst Charles Barkley. The man known as The Fa...
Read full storyAn Alaskan Helicopter Company Tells Sarah Palin, "No More Free Rides"
WASILLA, Alaska - It appears that Sarah Palin's free helicopter hunting rides are riding off into the sunset like Roy Rogers and Dale Evans did in so many western films. Cunningham "Caribou" Carbinfeister owner of The Chicka Chicka Helicopter Comp...
Read full storyWant to know your personality? There's an app for that!
In the bad old days of psychotherapy, the therapist would feel the skull and determine a personality from the various bumps and ridges over the cranium. "The theory," said Mac Buck, editor of App World! magazine, "is that the brain's various cont...
Read full storyHas George Soros Replaced US Federal Government?
WASHINGTON DC - Some time after the inauguration of President Obama, George Soros began telling people how satisfying it was to buy the entire US Federal Government. Establishing One-Party-Rule in the 2008 Elections may have cost $5.3 Billion, but So...
Read full storyCanada To Sell 80,000 Moose To Cuba
SASKATCHENWAN, Saskatoon - The government of Canada has announced that it has just signed a deal with Cuba to ship 80,000 moose to the island country. Canadian spokesperson Pierre Hors D'oeuvres stated that the moose will be rounded up by furlough...
Read full storyBernanke selling all the stuff he bought on eBay
Washington DC - According to anonymous sources close to Bernanke, he is selling all the securities, all the stocks, bonds, realestate, and gold that he purchased with the Federal Reserve System. Why? According to sources, Bernanke is leaving the...
Read full storyErased by the Light: A Choose Your Own Adventure Account of the Afterlife
You're driving home from work on a Thursday late afternoon as ordinary as the sausage and egg sandwich you stuffed into yourself on the way in that morning. You're behind one of those flatbed trucks with large wooden poles which you assume will soon adorn some neighborhood as telephone poles. You're wondering, as you often do when behind one of these flatbed trucks, how well the bundle of potent...
Read full storyFacebook reverses policy on breasts
SILICONE VALLEY - Facebook has recently decided that, when it comes to women's chests, scars are okay. The social utility has decided that women will be allowed to display photographs of their mastectomy scars. "Even with regard to women, chests are...
Read full storyKell computers have major security vunerability, can be hacked to catch fire
Kell computers are everywhere. Kell states that over 70% of US public schools and 60% of businesses with computers own Kell computers. They are also popular amongst many homeowners as well. However, many Kell owners are at risk of becoming homeless,...
Read full storyCharles Barkley Says NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell Is One Clueless Dude
ATLANTA - TNT sports analyst Charles Barkley called NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell's recent comments "turrible, turrible, turrible". Goodell responded to a request from ten United States Senators asking the owner of the Washington Redskins to chan...
Read full storySwarm of Africanized killer bees 'goes mental' chasing US drone near Ecuador airspace
Pacific Ocean - The hunt for CIA intelligence whistleblower Edward Snowden intensified this morning amid reports that a massive dark cloud of Africanized killer bees has been picked up by Ecuador Air Force radar scanners tailing what looks like a US...
Read full storyKelly Preston Suddenly Drops The John Travolta Divorce Talk
ORLANDO, Florida - After months of threatening to divorce her husband, movie star John Travolta, Kelly Preston has decided that she will stay with him and ride out the gay storm. According to Bedroom Pillow Talk at last count there were somewhere...
Read full storyCongress approves 'Rights Rationing' to balance liberty and security
Washington DC -- With the nation trembling from recent threats by film critics, pressure cooker salesmen, wise guy journalists and wanna-be movie stars, enforcement agencies are demanding greater authority to monitor and control America. Meanwhile...
Read full storyParis Hilton's New Erotic Sex Tape Named #1 In 13 States!
SAN FRANCISCO - Paris Hilton flew up to The City By The Bay to attend a sex tape signing event for her brand new erotic video. The sex tape titled Vangelina's Crotch Region Volcanic Eruption has been flying off the video store shelves faster than...
Read full storyIRS preparing rules to mandate weekly WAL*MART shopping list
Washington DC - Ms. Inelay Ancerday, spokeswoman for the IRS, told TheSpoof.com today that in addition to taxpayers K, L, and M having to purchase $20,000.00 of health insurance from the approved cartel, all families of one or more people will be req...
Read full storyAndy Roddick turns down $1 million Wimbledon TV commentator post
Lake Austin, Texas - "Andy just has too many balls up in the air right now," a PR for the Andy Roddick Foundation revealed, "to sweat it out in a cramped commentators' box for two whole weeks alongside shock-jocks Boris Becker, John McEnroe and Tim H...
Read full storyEd Miliband: "I will ban heterosexual sex"
Labour leader Ed Miliband has pledged to ban heterosexual sex if he wins the next general Election. "Heterosexual sex," claims Miliband, "is responsible for the population explosion and the resultant consequences are mass unemployment, famine and...
Read full storyPsychiatrists: Obama may be paranoid
WASHINGTON, D. C. -- Psychiatrists privately suggest that President Barack Obama may be developing paranoia. "He seems to believe that everyone is out to get him," Dr. Hy Mann said, off the record. Another shrink. Dr. Si Ko, agreed with his co...
Read full storyIsraeli soldiers moon Facebook
JERUSALEM, Israel - In a recruitment drive gone awry, female Israeli soldiers dropped the trousers of their camouflage battle dress uniforms to moon photographers. The soldiers were wearing thong panties, rather than military-issued skivvies, how...
Read full storyLeBron James Said Acting Like Kobe Bryant Fired Up His Miami Heat Teammates
MIAMI - The Miami Heat defeated the San Antonio Spurs 103-100 in overtime in game six to tie things up at three victories each pushing the NBA finals to a game seven. After the game James was asked by Sports Balls Illustrated Daily's Rufus Reno wh...
Read full storyWalmart adding casinos and brothels?
An undisclosed source revealed today that the world's largest retailer, Walmart, is in the process, and making plans to place Mini-casinos in all of their Super stores. Joe Conforte, ex Nevada brothel owner has been approached at his South Americ...
Read full storyHenry Kissinger Declared Winner Of Bilderberg Golf Competition!
The disqualification of Britain's Shadow Chancellor, Ed Balls for cheating during Sunday's final day Bilderberg annual golfing competition means original runner-up, 90 year old Henry Kissinger has now been declared the official winner. 'I suspecte...
Read full storyBritney Spears Confesses A Secret Crush and An Intimate Tattoo
VENICE BEACH - Britney Spears paid a visit to the world famous Bong Bong Tattoo Parlor. She spoke with the owner Bong Bong and asked about getting a certain tattoo, removed from the most intimate part of her entire body. Bong Bong smiled and to...
Read full storyTeams Most Likely to Win World Series
As baseball season progresses, so does our understanding of what teams are playoff contenders and what teams are local pie-eating contenders in their respective regions. In this post, I will notify you of what teams to keep a close eye on as the play...
Read full storyInternational Tennis Association warns about 'secret courts'
Flushing Meadows, NY - The sport's governing body has responded to reports that Britain is planning to introduce 'secret courts' to prevent 'the misery' of long, drawn-out tie breaks at this year's Wimbledon championship meeting. "Relax, guys, the...
Read full story7-Eleven Raided
OH, THANK HEAVEN, NY - 7-Eleven convenience stores were raided across Long island, New Yawk, by the city's finest, accompanied by Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives (BATF) agents. The U. S. government considers alcohol, tobacco, f...
Read full storyPresident Obama Says He May Consider Hiring Paula Deen As A White House Cook
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama says that he was shocked to hear that the televison cooking woman, Paula Deen has been fired by the Food Network for using the dreaded "N" word. The president said that he has met Miss Paula on several occasions...
Read full storyRupert Murdoch in 'I did not have relations with Blair' shocker
New York - "Guys, there is no DNA-laced cigar or Lewinsky-esque blue dress," a statement on behalf of the NYC-based octogenarian NewsCorpse mogul said today, "either in the back of a closet or at a downtown dry cleaners. "Our client also refutes t...
Read full storyHollyweird's Hottest: Sarah Michelle Gellar
"Nobody is anybody if her body is female and she hasn't been kissed by me."--Sarah Michelle Gellar "I married her because of her acting talent; she convinced me she was hot."--Freddie Prinze, Jr. "Who? Oh, wait! I know 'her-the little Jewish girl with no breasts, right?"--Howard Stern Sarah Michelle Gellar (also known as "Barely There Gellar") was a major Daytime Enema Award-winning ac...
Read full storyU.S. Customs Confiscates 17,000 Counterfeit Fez Hats That Were Bound For Morocco
NEW YORK CITY - United States Customs officials have reported that they have confiscated a shipment of 17,000 counterfeit fez hats that were addressed to be shipped overseas. The actual location was in Fez, Morocco and after checking the address o...
Read full storyHouse Republicans offer collective support for Freedom From Wages Act
Tuesday, June 18, 2013 - House Republicans today announced their intention to fully support the Freedom From Wages Act. "This is a very important piece of legislation," said House Majority Leader Eric Cantor (R-Va), "and one that will finally free...
Read full storyCelebrities sell themselves
HURRAH for HOLLYWOOD - Celebrities have begun to sell themselves! "My body is my instrument," Katy Perry says. Like other big-name stars, Snooki, Kate Walsh, Khloe and Lamar Kardashian, and Selena Gomez have bottled their essence-their pheromones and...
Read full storyThe True Story of Marvel Comics' Scarlet Witch
Born of an incestuous union between The Whizzer (aka The Pisser) and his sister, Miss America, the Scarlet Witch (nee Bitch) became the life partner of her brother Pietro ("Quickie") Maximuff until they divorced in 1965, after which the Witch wed the no-count, ne'er-do-well Vision, a member of The Avengers (or maybe he was the Avengers' member; Marvel's historians disagree on the matter). Her n...
Read full storyBritney Spears is dating a space creature
You've seen her carrying her kids around like a Heisman Trophy hopeful wields a football. You've heard her fake a British accent under her thick southern drawl while wearing a pink wig. You've seen her run over camera clickers while erratically drivi...
Read full storyCheryl Cole Thinks Donald Trump's Hair Is Positively Disgusting!
LOS ANGELES - Cheryl Cole flew to L.A. to visit her old friend Cat Deeley, who is the host of the dancing show, So You Think You Can Dance. Cole was interviewed at LAX by Hollywood Innuendo's Fajita San Guacamole. She asked the Brit singer if she...
Read full storyUS Radio Host Alex Jones Tricks His Way Through Security At Bilderbog Bash!
Unprecedented security measures at this week's Bilderbog bash near Watford have failed to stop US radio host Alex Jones from finding a way in. Mr Jones, though eventually caught and promptly thrown out managed to spend nearly hours inside the grou...
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