JFK Airport Security Guards Justify Workday Naps

Funny story: JFK Airport Security Guards Justify Workday Naps

Confronted with the evidence (photos of napping on the job), the security guards had a variety of responses about their behavior, when interviewed by reporter Gail Farrelly from TheSpoof.com. Here's a sample: -- "I catch a few winks during the slow hours, so that I'm ready to be extra vigilant during the busy ones." -- "Sleeping isn't allowed on the job? Really? I have to check this...

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Crop circle of dead MI6 cryptographer holdall sprouts suddenly at Alton Barnes Common

Funny story: Crop circle of dead MI6 cryptographer holdall sprouts suddenly at Alton Barnes Common

London - "These snooping claims are utterly baseless," the UK's top Spookmaster General said today as news of the field etching's materialization broke. "We don't need to outsource snooping on British Tea Party taxpayers to some sort of hush-hush,...

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God Declares Himself an Atheist

Funny story: God Declares Himself an Atheist

HEAVEN-St. Peter released a statement today from God declaring that He is now an atheist. The statement read: "After spending years reviewing philosophical thought from the pre-Socratics to Plato to Aristotle, through the Stoics and the Skeptic...

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Soap Sensation Shock Ordeal

Funny story: Soap Sensation Shock Ordeal

The BBC have commissioned a new Soap in a sensational move to stop the drift away from the Beeb. It is to be called The Royal Family and is based on the success of the previously popular sitcom The Royle Family, about a bunch of layabouts. The...

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Coronation Street's Haley Cropper to get married again

Funny story: Coronation Street's Haley Cropper to get married again

With the recent legalisation of gay marriage, Coronation Street bosses have written the most unique fictional wedding in history as Roy Cropper and Haley Patterson tie the knot in a full church wedding. "Roy and Haley had a civil partnership back...

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Henry Kissinger Declared Winner Of Bilderberg Golf Competition!

Funny story: Henry Kissinger Declared Winner Of Bilderberg Golf Competition!

The disqualification of Britain's Shadow Chancellor, Ed Balls for cheating during Sunday's final day Bilderberg annual golfing competition means original runner-up, 90 year old Henry Kissinger has now been declared the official winner. 'I suspecte...

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NSA Whistle-blower reveals that Obama isn't black

Funny story: NSA Whistle-blower reveals that Obama isn't black

Spoilsport ex-spy Edward Snowden is in hiding in Hong Kong after revealing to the world one of America's closest-guarded secrets, namely that President Barack Obama isn't black. Snowden, using some Evil Genius software, commandeered every televisi...

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Prince Harry saves soldier from fashion blunder

Funny story: Prince Harry saves soldier from fashion blunder

Royal bad boy Prince Harry made a dramatic intervention last week, it was revealed, when a soldier from his unit almost bought a yellow t-shirt to wear with blue jeans. The incident occurred at a Next outlet in Afghanistan, when the private, drunk af...

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Apple Spect-Apples Relaunched without ever being launched

Funny story: Apple Spect-Apples Relaunched without ever being launched

Apple's answer to Google Glasses, Spect-Apples, have undergone a massive re-branding U-Turn before they are even out of the product design stage. "We spoke to our sample group," said head of product development, Anne Droyed. "They unanimously agre...

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Simon Cowell Shell-Shocked After Being Pelted With Eggs During The Britain's Got Talent Finale

Funny story: Simon Cowell Shell-Shocked After Being Pelted With Eggs During The Britain's Got Talent Finale

LONDON - Simon Cowell of Britain's Got Talent said that he had no idea when he made his remark that he hates chickens, chicken eggs, and chicken jokes that it was going to come back to haunt him. The fifty-three-year-old Cowell, AKA The Sultan of...

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Nina Dobrev of The Vampire Diaries Reveals Her Fetish

Funny story: Nina Dobrev of The Vampire Diaries Reveals Her Fetish

BEVERLY HILLS - The star of The Vampire Diaries, Nina Dobrev attended a bachelorette party for a close friend at The Mrs. Ponce De Leon Hotel in Beverly Hills. Dobrev said that she went to high school with the guest of honor, Delilah "Third Base"...

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Chicharito Says He'll Probably Give Up Soccer and Move To America If His Girlfriend Cheryl Cole Gets The X-Factor Job

Funny story: Chicharito Says He'll Probably Give Up Soccer and Move To America If His Girlfriend Cheryl Cole Gets The X-Factor Job

LOS ANGELES - Cheryl Cole has made it perfectly clear that her number one priority right now is to do whatever it takes to get that coveted judge's slot on Simon Cowell's X-Factor. Cheryl has said that she has never been happier than she is now th...

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