Kelly Preston Suddenly Drops The John Travolta Divorce Talk

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 20 June 2013

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John owns several airplanes including this D8 Cloudbuster from World War II.

ORLANDO, Florida - After months of threatening to divorce her husband, movie star John Travolta, Kelly Preston has decided that she will stay with him and ride out the gay storm.

According to Bedroom Pillow Talk at last count there were somewhere between 13 and 51 adult males who said that they had cavorted with the 59-year-old Travolta to some extent or another.

One individual identified as Crispy Fergunfolly, 42, said that he had actually played Spin-The-Bottle with JT after they had both finished it off.

Another individual, TarQuell Gizmo, 29, who said he lives in Pensacola stated that he and John would play the adult version of the old Jack and Jill Went Up The Hill children's game.

Meanwhile Kelly, 50, has said that she has thought about it long and hard and after a 21 year marriage she could file for divorce and easily end up with around $110 million cash, plus two mansions, two airplanes, and half a herd of bison.

She confided to Gazebo Serengeti with Bedroom Pillow Talk that her and Johnny have made an agreement that she can go out with any man in the entire United States and he will not say diddly squat about it.

SIDENOTE: Kelly told Serengeti that he has her permission to give out her private cell phone number when the story airs on Bedroom Pillow Talk.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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