Pepe Warezabar Interviews Jabhat al-Nusra

Funny story: Pepe Warezabar Interviews Jabhat al-Nusra

Deep in a very dry place, underneath a rock, lizards scuttling, our man Pepe Warezabar caught up with a member of one of the rebel factions in Syria, who insisted on remaining anonymous. Pepe began philosophically. "So, then, how strange it must be that the Americans are now coming to your aid against Assad!" "Not strange! Not strange! They do say, 'Politics makes strange bedfellows.' Bu...

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Lack Of Blind African American Singer Song Writers Worrisome

Funny story: Lack Of Blind African American Singer Song Writers Worrisome

Studies, reports and think tanks have highlighted a worrying trend in the world of popular music. In the last 60 years there has been a 200% decrease in the amount of blind African American singer/songwriters. What is even more worrying is that...

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Renaming of Heathrow Airport's Terminal 2 a spooky omen

Funny story: Renaming of Heathrow Airport's Terminal 2 a spooky omen

London - "Does it mean she'll kick the bucket tomorrow?" an air traffic controlled chuckled at today's announcement that a revamped Heathrow Airport building has just been named Terminal 2: The Queen's Terminal. "Everyone knows HM 'is terminal', h...

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White paper makes people more creative

Funny story: White paper makes people more creative

A study by The British Paper Group has shown that whit backgrounds on computer screens and plain white paper gets the creative juices flowing in people. "We've tried lots of different coloured backgrounds, and different coloured paper," said Gary...

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7-Eleven Raided

OH, THANK HEAVEN, NY - 7-Eleven convenience stores were raided across Long island, New Yawk, by the city's finest, accompanied by Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives (BATF) agents. The U. S. government considers alcohol, tobacco, f...

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Last Frites for Ratzinger ahead of Friday's Summer Solstice

Funny story: Last Frites for Ratzinger ahead of Friday's Summer Solstice

Rome - A giant family sized fun-bucket of speciality Italian Fiefdom Fries has been delivered to the retired Pope's private quarters in Rome amid Vatican fears His Holiness might not make it past this Friday. Treatment for blocked arteries has see...

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International Tennis Association warns about 'secret courts'

Funny story: International Tennis Association warns about 'secret courts'

Flushing Meadows, NY - The sport's governing body has responded to reports that Britain is planning to introduce 'secret courts' to prevent 'the misery' of long, drawn-out tie breaks at this year's Wimbledon championship meeting. "Relax, guys, the...

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Doc Rivers as Hamlet: Heading to Broadway?

After a half dozen seasons as understudy to Rajon Rondo, the veteran coach Doc Rivers is ready to take his own version of Hamlet: Prince of the NBA on the road. Fans are expected to pay big bucks to hear Rivers recite the famous soliloquy: "To Cl...

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GG Surprise for Hapless Punters

The GG races at Royle Ashcart have surprised punters who expected exciting races. Unfortunately GG8 proved disappointing with Dick Branson on Virgin Ridiculous winning by a short head. Bermuda Shorts was left far behind and the favourites Jersey B...

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Facebook reverses policy on breasts

SILICONE VALLEY - Facebook has recently decided that, when it comes to women's chests, scars are okay. The social utility has decided that women will be allowed to display photographs of their mastectomy scars. "Even with regard to women, chests are...

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House Republicans offer collective support for Freedom From Wages Act

Tuesday, June 18, 2013 - House Republicans today announced their intention to fully support the Freedom From Wages Act. "This is a very important piece of legislation," said House Majority Leader Eric Cantor (R-Va), "and one that will finally free...

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Mick Jagger of The Rolling Stones Talks About His Groupies

Funny story: Mick Jagger of The Rolling Stones Talks About His Groupies

DETROIT - Mick Jagger flew to Detroit to see about a business deal that his guitarist Keith Richards had told him about. While he was in the Land of The Tigers, Lions, Pistons, and Red Wings, he was asked by Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonigh...

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Beyonce Advises Kim Kardashian To Dump Kanye West

Funny story: Beyonce Advises Kim Kardashian To Dump Kanye West

CUCAMONGA, California - Beyonce performed at a sold out concert at The Santa Ana Winds Arena. After the show she spoke backstage with Voodoo Dupree of Glamboyant Magazine. Beyonce expressed to Miss Dupree how proud she was about her good friend...

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The Reason Why Jennifer Lopez Had A Bikini Line Tattoo Removed

Funny story: The Reason Why Jennifer Lopez Had A Bikini Line Tattoo Removed

NEW YORK CITY - The rumor that Jennifer Lopez could be breaking up with her boy toy Casper Smart has just gained some credence. An unidentified source said that J.Lo paid a visit to a tattoo parlor in Brooklyn to have an intimate tattoo located on...

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The Shocking Truth About Lady Gaga's Erogenous Zones

Funny story: The Shocking Truth About Lady Gaga's Erogenous Zones

NEW YORK CITY - A close friend of Lady Gaga says that the singer is really upset and does not know who to turn to. The "Born This Way" singer is very concerned at the fact that for some unknown reason her erogenous zones are not working the way th...

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Vladimir Putin: What The Heck Would I Want With A Super Bowl Ring?

Funny story: Vladimir Putin: What The Heck Would I Want With A Super Bowl Ring?

BOSTON - The owner of the New England Patriots Robert Kraft has stated that his trip to Russia was not exactly a pleasant one. The Pats owner told Zorro La Bamba with The Sports Bet Gazette that as he and President Putin were having dinner at Mosc...

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Chicharito and Cheryl Cole Purchase Rihanna's Nudist Resort

Funny story: Chicharito and Cheryl Cole Purchase Rihanna's Nudist Resort

WEST HOLLYWOOD - The Caribbean singer, Rihanna, 25, has just sold The Naked As A Jaybird Nudist Resort which is located just outside of Petaluma on Highway 101. Rihanna purchased the nudist resort in April of this year. She told Margarita Mixx wit...

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Katy Perry Confesses A Very Intimate Detail About Ex-Boyfriend John Mayer

Funny story: Katy Perry Confesses A Very Intimate Detail About Ex-Boyfriend John Mayer

LA BREA - Katy Perry has finally decided to open up and reveal a bit of very personal info regarding her ex-boyfriend John Mayer alias The Wiener With Feet. Katy met with Tequila Tallyho of Left Coast Mirror Magazine at The La Brea Tar Pits Diner...

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Glee's Jane Lynch Says She May Give Up Lesbianism

Funny story: Glee's Jane Lynch Says She May Give Up Lesbianism

HOLLYWOOD - Jane Lynch the star of Glee has just announced that she is divorcing her wife of three years Dr. Lara Embry. The 52-year-old Lynch told Hollywood Innuendo that there were several very personal reasons for the break up. Jane said th...

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Obamacare to target Americans' health and welfare

WASHINGTON, DC - An Infernal Revenue Service (IRS) superstar in Washington says she personally examined tea party groups' applications for tax-exempt status without taking action on them for over a year in many cases. "I just never seemed to have the...

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