Written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 21 June 2013

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Britney shown with Kevin Federline, two weeks before she dumped him. (Photo by Paco Peso).

VENICE BEACH - Britney Spears paid a visit to the world famous Bong Bong Tattoo Parlor.

She spoke with the owner Bong Bong and asked about getting a certain tattoo, removed from the most intimate part of her entire body.

Bong Bong smiled and told her that it would be a piece of cake and that there is no place on a female's body that he could not remove a tattoo from.

Britney has known Bong Bong for many years and has said that when she is around him she feels as if he knows her better than most of her ex-boyfriends.

During this particular visit she told Bong Dos, as George Lopez calls him, that the tattoo was actually located on her muffin.

A pink-faced Britney could not hide her embarrassment. She told him that back when she was a judge on Simon Cowell's X-Factor that she developed a secret crush on Simon and literally fell in love with the British Count of Criticism.

She explained that she thought that the feeling would be mutual and so she had a private tattoo with Simon's name inked onto her pubic region.

SIDENOTE. Britney soon learned that the feeling was not mutual as Simon was doing the horizontal hula with Carmen Electra.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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