Christians row over analogy to Cola
Catholics and Anglicans have almost come to physical blows after the various Christian religions have been compared to cola. "There was an off the cuff remark from Jon Stewart saying Catholics were like Coca-cola, and Anglicans were like Pepsi," s...Read full story
Dinosaurs did not have feathers after all
New evidence has come to light overturning the new idea that dinosaurs had feathers, and were, as thought before it was thought that they had feathers, that they were scaly. "For a long time," said palaeontologist Katie Boundary, "we thought that...Read full story
Pope's horse finishes last in Epsom Derby
Sport - Spanish Inquisitor, the nein!-to-one mount of His Eminence the Witchfinder General, stormed to a thrilling anticlimax round Tattenham Corner on Saturday afternoon to finish last behind winning favorite Kiss My Butt and at least thirty other t...Read full story
Ellsbury Sets Record: Never Injured in Month Ending in "R"
Red Sox speedster Jacoby Ellsbury stole five bases in a meaningless game in Philadelphia the night before an important series began with the Yankees. Having avoided the appearance of cracked glass over the season so far, Ellsbury now has develope...Read full story
Danica Patrick Hints That She and Fellow NASCAR Boyfriend Ricky Stenhouse, Jr. May Be Kaput
ATLANTA - Danica Patrick who wrecked into boyfriend Ricky Stenhouse, Jr. at the Coca Cola 600 in Concord, New Hampshire is still quite upset at the incident. Patrick speaking to Ambrose Appomattox with The Turnstile Review said that she did not ap...Read full story
Two and A Half Men's Angus T. Jones Kisses Away An Amazing $300,000 Per Week!
LOS ANGELES - Well it would certainly not be hard to figure out who holds the title as the dumbest 19-year-old in the entire United States. The dubious distinction goes to none other than Angus T. Jones who portrayed Jake Harper on the sit-com Two...Read full story
Christina Aguilera Shows Off Her Skinny, Beach-Ready Body
VENICE BEACH - Christina Aguilera has lost quite a bit of weight lately and she is not shy about letting people know it and showing it. Aguilera who was recently photographed on Venice Beach wearing one of the skimpiest, sexiest bikini swimsuits m...Read full story
Louisiana Reveals They Have Just Developed Two Nuclear Weapons
BATON ROUGE, Louisiana - The state that has had more hurricanes than Joan Rivers lips have had botox has just revealed a very top secret matter. According to a source who spoke to American Spotlight Magazine on grounds of anonymity, the Creole, Ca...Read full story
Adam Levine of The Voice Says That He Does Not Need To Take Any Damn, Friggin' Anger Management Classes
TIJUANA, Mexico - The lead singer for Maroon 5 and judge on The Voice, Adam Levine has gone down to Tijuana to get away from all of the brouhaha that his recent comment has stirred up. Levine, who did not know that his microphone was on, said that...Read full story
Justin Bieber's Manager Is Worried As Justin's Voice Is Beginning To Change
WATERLOO, Iowa - Many of the concert goers at Justin Bieber's recent concert at The Crop Rotation Convention Center in Waterloo were a bit disappointed to say the least. Buck Yazoo, a reporter with Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine said that it was quite obv...Read full story
Is Behind The Candelabra A Sequel To The Game?
With the recent HBO premiere of Behind The Candelabra, starring Michael Douglas and Matt Damon, people are inquiring whether the film could possibly be a sequel to the Michael Douglas film, The Game, which co-starred Sean Penn as the kid brother.Read full story