President Obama Is Tired of Alec Baldwin's Crazy Man Antics and Plans To Have Him Deported

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 30 June 2013

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The pizza that caused Alec Baldwin to literally go ballistic.

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Alec Baldwin seems to think that he has all kinds of privileges and rights that no other American citizen has.

According to Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres the second-rate actor has once again imploded and made himself look like a little spineless, diva who feels that the entire nation is out to get him.

Word has gotten back to President Obama about Baldwin's latest outburst which occurred at a Pompous Pizza Parlor in West Hollywood.

According to several eyewitnesses, Baldwin ordered a mushroom, anchovy, pepperoni, and green pepper pizza and asked that it be cut into six pieces.

Well as often happens, the 16-year-old pizza employee mistakenly cut it into eight pieces instead of six.

When the pizza was delivered to Baldwin's table he literally hit the roof. He started screaming and yelling like a crazed banshee. His voice actually went up an octave and he sounded like a woman with a high-pitched voice.

The manager immediately went over to try and calm him down, but Baldwin was by then totally out of control. He picked up a Parmesan shaker and threw it at the manager, identified as Mitzi Sue Doodlebean, 59.

Baldwin then grabbed one of the pizza slices and tossed it at the waitress who later said her name was Olivia Thelma Rumchudder, 18.

Not happy with that, Baldwin took off his pants and started singing and dancing the "Macarena" in his pink, yes pink boxer shorts.

The manager again tried to calm him down and this time Alec Baldwin bit her on his left earlobe.

Police were immediately called and Baldwin was taken away in handcuffs whimpering like a little 8-year-old school girl.

President Obama has stated that he is sick and tired of hearing about this man's spoiled brat behavior.

He has received thousands of text messages asking him to do something about Mr. Alec Baldwin before he seriously hurts someone.

The president called a special meeting with Vice-President Biden and his wife Michelle Obama and it has been decided that the president will activate the steps needed to have the lunatic actor deported.

SIDENOTE: When the president was asked where he would like to send Mr. Baldwin, he smiled and replied that he will probably send him to either Iraq, Iran, or Lower Zamgola.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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