Christina Aguilera Shows Off Her Skinny, Beach-Ready Body

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 1 June 2013

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Christina says that one way she has managed to lose weight is to stay out of the kitchen as much as possible.

VENICE BEACH - Christina Aguilera has lost quite a bit of weight lately and she is not shy about letting people know it and showing it.

Aguilera who was recently photographed on Venice Beach wearing one of the skimpiest, sexiest bikini swimsuits made credits the feud she had with talk show skank Chelsea Handler as giving her the desire and determination to lose weight.

She said that the comment that really encouraged her the most was when the dishwater blonde talk show host (Handler) stated that she (Christina) salted her food with bacon strips.

The "Genie In A Bottle" singer told Tequila Tallyho with Left Coast Mirror Magazine that she has so far lost 19 pounds.

When asked what her secret was, the 32-year-old singer simply replied that it was just a matter of basically closing her mouth while at the breakfast, lunch, and dinner table.

Christina confessed to Miss Tallyho that she also cut down on her daily intake of cupcakes from 8 to 4.

In A Non-Related Story. Reports that Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston may be getting back together have been denied by both Brad and Jennifer.

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