Kate Gosselin Says She Is No Racist

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Thursday, 27 June 2013


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Kate is 38, but she could easily pass for 28, since her body is in great shape.

READING, Pennsylvania - Kate Gosselin sat in her home shaking her head as she read story after story on the Internet about her so called slant-eyed impression.

Gosselin spoke with Tilapia Frisbee a reporter with The Right Coast Revue. She explained that the video of her slanting her eyes to look like an Asian was done years ago and in the presense of her then husband Jon Gosselin who is Korean.

She said that he actually told her to give him her very best Korean impression so that he could show it to the kids and make them laugh since mommy is after all a tall, blonde Caucasian.

Kate and Jon starred in the reality show Jon and Kate Plus 8 and after the two got divorced Kate appeared in Kate Plus 8.

All eight of Kate and Jon's kids are half Korean. Kate told Miss Frisbee that Jon used to laugh and call her a cracker and she would just laugh and call him Mr. Chopsticks.

Kate say that people are just jealous of her since she appeared on Dancing With The Stars, The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, and on Larry King and Regis Philbin's new talk show The Viagra View.

Gosselin who is 38, but looks much younger, said that women are very envious of her since she has some gorgeously sexy legs, a sensuously beautiful butt, and a pair of astoundingly pretty boobs.

Kate said that she may be many things, but a racist is not one of them.

Suggested Viewing. To see three dozen photos of Kate Gosselin in a fuchsia micro-bikini swimsuit go to www.katethegreat.hot

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