Written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 9 June 2013

image for Pit Bull Says Once J.Lo Dumps Casper Smart He'll Be On Her Like Stripes on A Zebra
Miami Heat player Chris Bosh has a pet cat that he named "El Rey" (The King) after LeBron James.

MIAMI - Pit Bull watched the first game of the NBA Finals and he was thrilled that the San Antonio Spurs defeated the Miami Heat 92-88.

After the game Pit Bull was asked by Zorro La Bamba with The Sports Bet Gazette about the rumor that he and Jennifer Lopez could be hooking up.

The Cuban-American singer smiled and said that it is no rumor. He went on to add that Jennifer has already told him to be patient and that she will be dumping her 26-year-old boy toy Casper Smart pretty soon.

J.Lo said that to be honest, Caspy really brings nothing to the table whereas Pit Bull brings so, so much.

When Pit Bull was asked to talk about J.Lo he grinned, touched his chest, and said that the woman is an absolute goddess.

He winked and said that once Jennifer dumps Casper he will be on her like stripes on a zebra.

In Other News. The Sports Bet Gazette is reporting that about 150 Miami Heat fans were so disappointed with the Heat's performance in game one of the NBA Finals that they asked for their money back.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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