Madonna Comments On Her Alleged Charlie Sheen Bikini Line Tattoo

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 27 June 2013

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Madonna showing off her freshly shaved left underarm. (Photo by Rico Chorizo).

NEW YORK CITY - Madonna is certainly one individual who has been around the block a few times so she is definitely no stranger to the world of rumors.

She was asked by Vodka Vermicelli with iRumors about the story circulating around that she has a tattoo of Charlie Sheen's face inked on her bikini line.

Madonna raised her eyebrows and asked Miss Vermicelli why in the world she would even consider doing such a thing much less do it.

The iRumors reporter replied, "Ah maybe because you and Charlie have been known to have engaged in some mattress merriment while you visited the Left Coast two years ago."

Madonna said that she had gone to LaLaLand to take a break from the hustle and bustle of the Big Apple.

The "Don't Cry For Me Argentina" singer told Miss V that she would show her, her bikini line to prove that Charlie Sheen's face was not on it.

"I believe you Maddy," Vermicelli remarked.

Miss Vermicelli then paused for a moment and asked, "Well then how about the tattoos of Simon and Garfunkel you allegedly have on each boob."

Madonna blushed like a high school girl and said, "Okey dokey hokey pokey, this interview is officially O-VER!"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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