Chicharito Says Cheryl Cole Has The Sexiest Body He Has Ever Seen

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 6 June 2013

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Cheryl and Chicharito shown in the executive suite at The Mrs. Teddy Roosevelt Hotel in West Hollywood.

LOS ANGELES - Chicharito, who is a native of Mexico, was in L.A. visiting his girlfriend Cheryl Cole.

Cole was meeting with the entertainment mogul Simon Cowell about the possibility of her taking the place of Britney Spears at the X-Factor judges table.

Cowell and Cole go way back to the times when she was just starting out as a singer in their native England.

According to Fajita San Guacamole with Hollywood Innuendo, Simon and Cheryl became very close before she married Chelsea soccer player Ashley Cole.

Cowell who is known as The Sultan of Sarcasm even went as far as to say that he would have married Cheryl except for the fact that at the time he was involved in a tempestuously platonic relationship with Pixie Lott.

Chezza, as Cheryl is known, is thrilled at the fact that she is dating Javier Balcázar Hernàndez alias El Chicharito.

The soccer star plays in Britain for the Manchester United Red Devils, known throughout the world of soccer as Man U.

Chicharito recently told Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonight that he has fallen head-over-heels in love with Cheryl.

He revealed that she has helped him to totally get over Shakira rejecting his marriage proposal four years ago.

De Gallo asked Chicharito what he liked the best about the former Girls Aloud singer. The soccer star grinned and responded by saying that Chezza has one of the sexiest bodies that he has ever seen.

He winked and confided to de Gallo that even though Cheryl's body is pretty much covered with tattoos he still likes it a whole lot better than Britney Spears', Christina Aguilera's, and Shakira's.

In Other News. Rush Limbaugh made an appearance on The View and he quickly proceeded to light up one of his 12-inch cigars. Barbara Walters told him to put the stinking cigar out. Limbaugh refused and two security guards escorted him off the show

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