Long Island DA swoops on solicitation bottom feeders

Long Island - "Luckily nobody resident in Lily Pond Lane is on the solicitation roll call of shame," an East Hampton pool man commented, "but come August when the Clintons are vacationing here again, maybe the DA will get lucky a second time round."...

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"I've been ill too" announces old actor Michael Douglas

Grizzled former star Michael Douglas is the latest actor to jump on the celebrity illness bandwagon. Following Angelina Jolie's revelations, a host of stars have shamelessly been using their illnesses for extra publicity. Douglas, 68, recently...

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Catholic Hospital in Cincinnati Insists All Its Unmarried Female Employees Convert to Catholicism and Take a Virginity Pledge

Funny story: Catholic Hospital in Cincinnati Insists All Its Unmarried Female Employees Convert to Catholicism and Take a Virginity Pledge

CINCINNATI-The St. Mary of Perpetual Virginity Hospital, part of the larger Renunciation of the Blessed Virgin Mary Hospital system in Cincinnati, OH, has issued a proclamation that all of its unmarried female employees hired after July 1 must, as a...

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Ed Miliband: "I will ban heterosexual sex"

Funny story: Ed Miliband: "I will ban heterosexual sex"

Labour leader Ed Miliband has pledged to ban heterosexual sex if he wins the next general Election. "Heterosexual sex," claims Miliband, "is responsible for the population explosion and the resultant consequences are mass unemployment, famine and...

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Mukluks and Flip Flops at the NHL Finals

We accept the fact that, when your hometown team is knocked out of the playoffs, the season is generally over. This is never truer than for basketball and hockey. By the time the midnight sun rises, you start to hum the old refrain, "Wait till nex...

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Cameron trying to create events to hide behind

Funny story: Cameron trying to create events to hide behind

Prime Minister David Cameron is desperate to find more big news stories to hide scandals from the public. The latest round of scandals including Lords taking payments from lobbying firms and the collapse of A&E services due directly to his fla...

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The Miami Heat Beat The Indiana Pacers - LeBron James Says The Curse of The Louisiana Voodoo Woman Worked

Funny story: The Miami Heat Beat The Indiana Pacers - LeBron James Says The Curse of The Louisiana Voodoo Woman Worked

MIAMI - The Indiana Pacers and the Miami Heat ended up having to settle things in game seven of their NBA Eastern Conference Championship game. And when the final buzzer sounded the Heat had won the decisive game 99-76. Heat players Dwyane Wade...

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Lindsay Lohan Says She Has No Idea How The Bottle of Jose Cuervo Tequila Ended Up Underneath Her Rehab Clinic Bed

Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Says She Has No Idea How The Bottle of Jose Cuervo Tequila Ended Up Underneath Her Rehab Clinic Bed

LOS ANGELES - Reports coming out of The Henry & Betty Ford Clinic state that Lindsay Lohan is bored and she wants to be let out early due to the fact that she has been a model patient but mostly because she is a famous, nationally known movie sta...

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Jennifer Lopez To Dump One Boy Toy For Another Boy Toy

Funny story: Jennifer Lopez To Dump One Boy Toy For Another Boy Toy

PENSACOLA, Florida - Jennifer Lopez recently performed a sold out concert at The Orange Seed Auditorium in Pensacola. During the super charged concert, J.Lo sang a song with the very popular Cuban-American singer Armando Perez, better known as Pit...

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Indiana Pacers Center Roy Hibbert Hit With A $75,000 Fine For His Clay Aiken Gay Slur

Funny story: Indiana Pacers Center Roy Hibbert Hit With A $75,000 Fine For His Clay Aiken Gay Slur

INDIANA - Roy Hibbert stated that he does not care about the $75,000 fine since he makes $13.6 million a year. The 7-foot-2-inch tall center for the Indiana Pacers made his out-of-line comment during a post-game interview with the sports media.

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Kim Kardashian and Her Boyfriend Kanye West Announce The Name of Their Baby Girl

Funny story: Kim Kardashian and Her Boyfriend Kanye West Announce The Name of Their Baby Girl

BEVERLY HILLS - One of the most photographed couples on the Left Coast, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, were seen shopping for baby clothes at a fashionable and expensive as hell baby store on the infamous Rodeo Drive. Kim, who according to Kanye,...

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Charles Barkley Wins $2.3 Million on The Heat-Pacers Championship Game

Funny story: Charles Barkley Wins $2.3 Million on The Heat-Pacers Championship Game

MIAMI - Charles Barkley AKA The Fat Bro was grinning from ear-to-ear as he bet on the Miami Heat to defeat the Indiana Pacers in the decisive game 7 of the best of 7 Eastern Conference Championship. The Heat had no trouble disposing of the Pacers...

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George Clooney and Madonna To Star In The Sexually Erotic Romantic-Spy Thriller, The Raging Hormones

Funny story: George Clooney and Madonna To Star In The Sexually Erotic Romantic-Spy Thriller, The Raging Hormones

LOS ANGELES - Word flowing out of LaLaLand is that production on the romantic-spy thriller The Raging Hormones will begin within the week. George Clooney and Madonna will star in the Sheboygan Saddlewood epic which is based on a true story. Clo...

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Cheryl Cole Thinks Donald Trump's Hair Is Positively Disgusting!

Funny story: Cheryl Cole Thinks Donald Trump's Hair Is Positively Disgusting!

LOS ANGELES - Cheryl Cole flew to L.A. to visit her old friend Cat Deeley, who is the host of the dancing show, So You Think You Can Dance. Cole was interviewed at LAX by Hollywood Innuendo's Fajita San Guacamole. She asked the Brit singer if she...

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IRS preparing rules to mandate weekly WAL*MART shopping list

Funny story: IRS preparing rules to mandate weekly WAL*MART shopping list

Washington DC - Ms. Inelay Ancerday, spokeswoman for the IRS, told TheSpoof.com today that in addition to taxpayers K, L, and M having to purchase $20,000.00 of health insurance from the approved cartel, all families of one or more people will be req...

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