Sir Paul McCartney Supports Rage Against The Machine Over X-Factor's Joe McElderry
LONDON - Ex-Beatles member Paul McCartney stated that in the battle between Rage Against The Machine vs. Joe McElderry to see who will have the number one song in England on Christmas Day he is rooting for the Band from America. McCartney who appe...
Read full storyKirk on chick planet shock
In his Starfleet blog this week Admiral James T. Kirk , better known to his colleagues as wiggy , has been complaining about his recent diplomatic mission to the all female planet of Lesbostonia. Having heard it was a chicks only planet old wiggy...
Read full storySarah Jessica Parker bares her nipples (.) (.) in wintry New York. Pam Anderson calls them 'totally fake paste-ons'
NEW YORK: Although the weather outside was frightful the media found it absolutely delightful when there was nothing stopping actress Sarah Jessica Parker from baring her frozen nipples to the world. According to SJP's PR team, the ubiquitous war...
Read full storyCosmologist proves existence of God
It's long been considered gospel among scientists that God has no role in the measurement and description of phenomena, but a discovery by a cosmologist and his quantum mechanics at the University of Göthersleben has changed that forever. 'We were...
Read full storyMick Jagger and The Rolling Stones Dump Guitarist Ron Wood
LONDON - First Rolling Stones guitarist Ron Wood dumps his Russian-born 20-year-old girlfriend Ekaterina Ivanova and now it appears by all accounts that the 62-year-old is being dumped by his band, The Rolling Stones. When Wood was asked why he wa...
Read full storyNew Gal Pals Elin & Jessica Caught Shopping for Sex Toys: Tiger & Tony 'Redundant?'
New Gal Pals Elin Woods and Jessica Simpson were caught unabashedly shopping for a variety of sex toys in a high end Rodeo Drive Adult Store just 6 days before Christmas, apparently insuring that Santa will come early for the blonde bombshells. T...
Read full story'I Would Still Have Done What Bush Told Me To And Lied About It' says Bliar
Former Prime Minister Tony Bliar today said he would still have done what George W. Bush told him to, even if he knew Iraq had no weapons of mass destruction, and would have still lied about those non-existent weapons existing. Which he did. 'Well...
Read full story'I now admire the USA' says Adolf Hitler
Famous German standup comedian and part-time dictator Adolf Hitler today surprised the world by saying he now admires the USA. 'Of course I do', he said from Frau Wizzelhoffen's cake shop in Munich, 'the Americans are now carrying out all my polic...
Read full story'Avatar' movie stills show Tiger shagging blue alien
In a blow to the box-office blockbuster movie 'Avatar', computer hackers have discovered individual X-rated 'frames' showing golf billionaire Tiger Woods engaging in a variety of sex acts with a blue alien. As a result, the R-rated movie might be...
Read full storyPosthumous shocker: Memoirs reveal Oral 'Oral' Roberts was gay
Oral Roberts' memoirs, published shortly after his death on December 15, reveal that he was gay. In fact, his given name, 'Oral', was also his nickname among his gay friends. Roberts' will specified, among other things, that his memoirs be releas...
Read full storyThe Dickster, Dick Cheney Has Pelosi-Type Facelift
Former President, that is, Vice President Dick Cheney has had a face lift that has his eyebrows in a question mark, just like Nancy Pelosi, the Speaker of the House, but he now also has a constant smile. "I got tired of all those a**holes saying t...
Read full storyNew Book Says Clinton Barely Escaped Being Indicted
According to a new book due out in February, former President Bill Clinton BARELY escaped being indicted for lying under oath. Although eventually cutting a deal of some kind, most people agree that the former president's actions and his followin...
Read full storyMiley Cyrus Says It Was Not Her Flashing Drivers
The young lady who was flashing her boobs at the cars leaving from Nashville, Tennessee two days ago was not Miley Cyrus, she claimed in an interview today. "That was not me. I may have overdid the stripper pole dance thing a little but I know bet...
Read full storyObama Takes Advice From Spoof Writer
Rome- President Barrack Obama of the U.S. has a secret. He likes to laugh. not just at the suffering of his country and white people's demise, but at jokes too. Yesterday while receiving his daily intelligence briefing from "Queen Mudder" of...
Read full storySusan Boyle Raving At The Airlines Again
Upon reaching London from the United States where she was a smash hit and having a new bestselling album, you'd think that Susan Boyle would be happy wouldn't you? But no. She hates the airlines once again and doesn't hold back in her criticism.
Read full storyDemocrats Resort To Torture
Washington, D.C. - Democrats in the senate broke out in shouts of joy, having succeeded in garnering the 60 votes needed to pass the Healthcare Reform bill. 'We had to use some less than friendly persuasion to get the votes, but the ends justify t...
Read full storyObama & Berlusconi Come to Climate Accord on HOT Topic of Amanda Knox!
PM Silvio Berlusconi, still smarting from getting his nose smashed for sticking it up the wrong underaged skirt, and President Barry 'let's make a deal' Obama, came to an 'historic' agreement on a 'hot topic' threatening the future of the embattled I...
Read full storyTheresa Rogers drops 'Tiger cub' lawsuit - Tiger infertile
'Tiger babe' Theresa Rogers has been forced to drop her claim against Tiger Woods for support of her child, which she believed Tiger to have fathered. Tiger, it turns out, is infertile and could not have made her pregnant. Senior Spoof Writer Abel...
Read full storyDeep Cuts in Circumcision Program Announced By WHO
New York- The World Health Organization (WHO) announced they would be making deep cuts in circumcision programs in Africa due to budget concerns. "Due to falling budgets related to the economic crisis, our funding for male circumcision as part of...
Read full storyFormula Barack Obama overseas speech
As American President Barack Obama seems to be on permanent holiday abroad, his speechwriters have written this formula speech for him for any and every country he keeps ending up in. [X] is the name of the country he is currently visiting. 'People of [X], I have come here as leader of the United States of America, to tell you this. We shall not let you down, we shall always help the great peop...
Read full storyThe REAL Reason Tiger Woods Only Banged White Chicks
The story of the year will no doubt be the one that's been in the news every day in the last few months - Tiger Woods. We all know that he first banged a pole with a black car, then banged many white chicks (no Poles) with his black dick. But why the fascination with white laydeez? What's wrong with a bit of flava from a sista? Why no go with chick from Me-hee-co? Why no cavity invasion w...
Read full storyJohn & Kate Plus...15?
Fresh off the Tiger Woods man-slut controversy, another philanderer is saying 'WTF???' to anybody who'll listen. Jon Gosselin, the who-would-want-to-boink-this-guy??? dad from the reality series, Jon & Kate Plus 8, is crying foul, as Tiger Woo...
Read full storyI'm a thief, get me out of here!
When a man tried to steal a £60,000 tractor from a farm in Somerset, he disturbed the farmer at about 2 a.m. whilst trying to reverse the vehicle. The 20-year-old, who appeared to be high on drugs at the time, saw the farmer approaching with his torc...
Read full storyNeo-Globo-Rogo-Totalitarianism
In management textbooks, Frederick W. Taylor is refereed to as the founder of modern scientific management, despite the fact that many ancient countries like Egypt, China, Greeks, Rome, etc. were familiar with the concepts of management. For instance, Taylor refers to 'Unity of command', while, in many languages, we find sayings to the same effect, such as 'two captains sink the ship'; 'too many c...
Read full storyGiant pyramid scheme UFO 'sucking greed house gases from Queen's private quarters'
Sandringham, Norfuk - (X-Files): Earlier this week the ominous craft was seen terrorising the drunks running the Kremlin. This weekend the massive pyramid scheme UFO has been spotted above Sandringham House, sucking flatulent greed house gases f...
Read full storyChristmas Cancelled as Santa arrested for grooming kids
In an early morning raid police officers from the North pole constabulary child protection squad have sensationally arrested Father Christmas. A police spokesman stated "When we entered the premises we found Mr Claus sitting in front of his comput...
Read full storyBritish opposition demonstrators clash with police
Dozens of people - wow, dozens in a country with over 60 million people, not propaganda this, whew - yes, DOZENS have been arrested in the United Kingdom after violent confrontations between police and anti-government protesters on the streets of the...
Read full storyTiger's Mom Says She Is Disappointed In Her Son - Duh! You Think?
PANAMA CITY, Florida - Tiger Woods mother Kuntakinta Woods was visiting a cousin in Panama City when she was asked to comment on her son's so called "Golf Gate" circus. She stated that it was not a circus, a circus is a happy place with clowns, an...
Read full storyWindmills - Slowing Rotation of Globe.
A crisis bigger than global climate warming is rumoured to be troubling the scientific community. The massive increase in the number of vast wind generators is now thought to be slowing down the rotation of our earth. "I don't need to tell you...
Read full storyNursing crisis! Biscuit overload blamed.
The nursing profession was today in crisis after revelations that biscuit consumption has surpassed "danger" and is now at "crisis" level In a report issued today, it has been revealed that the mean estimated hip size of nurses is now a worrying 6...
Read full storyJon and Kate Gosselin's Divorce Is Final - Jon Asks Tiger Woods If He Can Have His Little Black Book
PITTSBURGH - Jon Gosselin of the now cancelled Jon and Kate Plus 8, was in town visiting the Heinz Ketchup Corporation where he recently applied for a job in the tomato smashing department. Jon was asked about his divorce and how he had come out.
Read full storyAbortion Recipients, Roosters Catch a Break from Oklahoma Judge
OKLAHOMA CITY, Oklahoma -- On Friday, a judge extended a temporary restraining order on an Oklahoma abortion law -- despite a popular rider tacked onto the legislation intended to loosen current state restrictions on cockfighting. The law, passed...
Read full storyLindsay Lohan and Leonardo DiCaprio - "LinLeo" The New Partying Duo
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Well, well, well, it looks like the little lost girl, Lindsay Lohan has finally found the right gender. LiLo attended a party at the mansion of a well-known San Francisco Giants player who asked that his name or uniform number no...
Read full storyNBC Plans To Fire Conan O'Brien Because Of His Hair
LOS ANGELES - NBC executives are extremely unhappy with the very low ratings that The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien has been receiving. One of NBC's high-ranking vice-presidents, who did not want to be named, but agreed to give his initials, B.G...
Read full storyGlenn Beck Says Tigers Woods And President Obama Look Like Brothers
INTERNATIONAL FALLS, Minnesota - Talk show host and radio personality Glenn Beck was the grand marshal of The 99th Annual International Falls Ice Fishing Festival and Festive Fish Stick Parade. Beck asked the parade director Ryan Bub Drumguish wha...
Read full storyTiger Woods Wins Player of the Year
Miami Beach, FL - Tiger Woods won the Player of the Year Award today from the prestigious Playboys Of America Club. 'If anyone ever deserved the damn thing, he does. Man, he had some fine babes wrapped around his little [censored]' stated Barney...
Read full storySarah Palin's Pussy Doesn't Like Snow in Copenhagen!
Copenhagen, Denmark - On a day when world leaders and tens-of-thousands of protestors descended on Copenhagen, Denmark for the world Climate Change Summit, former illiterate Alaskan Governor, Sarah Palin, turned author for midwest Republican cadavers...
Read full storyEPA to Focus on Climate Destruction by Elderly
WASHINGTON, DC - "The science behind the cataclysmic threat of CO2 has been settled. The elderly have contributed more greenhouse gases to the planet than any other group. Ordinary citizens know the dangers when old people and beans, and cabbage, and...
Read full storyTiger's infertility enrages Uchitel
In a secret interview, Rachel Uchitel, the #1 mistress in the lineup of 'Tiger Babes', has confessed that she is angry with Tiger. 'We worked so hard to have a love child', Rachel said. 'Learning that he has been shooting blanks the whole time is...
Read full storyElves Vow To Strike
North Pole - Stanislaw Ladvigdar, President of E.L.F. Local 212, stated that the elves have been working under the same contract for the last 300 years and if a new contract isn't offered by midnight tonight, they are going to go on strike. The El...
Read full storySpoof Writer Helps Out British Tourist In Barcelona Airport Bar
Top website and home of the most outrageous untrue celeb gossip on the net, theSpoof.com was today revealed as having a caring, sharing, humanitarian side after all. The site, lambasted by the likes of the late Michael Jackson, Susan Boyle and Tig...
Read full storyTiger Woods' nudie calendar sets Christmas sales record
Following the announcement that the 'Tiger Babes' were releasing a calendar featuring twelve of them for the year 2010, Tiger Woods released his own calendar. Woods, the world's first golfer to achieve more than one billion dollars in career earni...
Read full storyJedward Twins Busy Making New Comedy Movie!
"If you only see one movie in 2010, made by a couple of crazy twins, make that movie this one!" John and Edward Grimes are already at work as the Jedword twins go from the reality show fandom to star in their first movie, "Fast Times At Wedgemont...
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