In his Starfleet blog this week Admiral James T. Kirk , better known to his colleagues as wiggy , has been complaining about his recent diplomatic mission to the all female planet of Lesbostonia.
Having heard it was a chicks only planet old wiggy immediately volunteered for the job , taking along members of his old crew who were not dead or too fat.
Upon arrival he was crushed with disappointment to learn that all the females looked liked Subo's uglier older sister and were only into girl/girl action.
"Its usually at this point" said Kirk , "That some gold skinned temptress wearing nothing but a sparkly bikini and a smile approaches me , slips her hands round my neck and says :- (Is this what you earth men call kissing ?) . Well that did not happen"
On the upside its reported the Lesbostonians did fit kirk out with a really good quality corset to keep his enormous belly under control.
Meanwhile Uhura got down to business with the ruling council in what observers describes as a red hot les fest.
Allegedly Spock raised an eyebrow , so stretching his acting talents to their absolute limit.
