Rome- President Barrack Obama of the U.S. has a secret. He likes to laugh. not just at the suffering of his country and white people's demise, but at jokes too.
Yesterday while receiving his daily intelligence briefing from "Queen Mudder" of the UK's "The Spoof", it seems she informed him of an injustice brought to her attention by hall of fame writer "bureau". It seems that Al Gore has been deemed a "Saint" before the self proclaimed messiah.
President Obama immediately reached out to the Vatican for the reason behind a former white vice president being a saint before him. After the Pope made a few "snaps" about blacks who think their in charge, the Pope advised Obama that at least one day as "slave to the people" not "enslaving the people" is required before sainthood is considered.
The Pope continued that Mother Theresa and vice president Al Gore have much in common due to the fact that no one knew who they were or what they had done until after sainthood.
Whereas Everyone knows what blacks from a windy city do. Jumping up and down, pretending Jesus was black and making money off the poor aren't exactly what sainthood is about.
President Obama then credited the Vatican with 2 trillion carbon credits and his certified sainthood paperwork and badge were sent straight away.
President Obama will be holding a candlelight vigil on the White house lawn later this week, where he will appear on the balcony overlooking Pennsylvania ave, to give his weekly "Holy Address to the Nation".
Thank you again to the Brit's for another glorious idea.
