Fresh off the Tiger Woods man-slut controversy, another philanderer is saying 'WTF???' to anybody who'll listen.
Jon Gosselin, the who-would-want-to-boink-this-guy??? dad from the reality series, Jon & Kate Plus 8, is crying foul, as Tiger Woods's number of sexy lady liasons keeps chugging along, at last count as much as fifteen.
Gosselin had two.
"What-the-what-the-what-the hell man???" Gosselin whined, tears running down his puffy peach-fuzzy cheeks. "I had NO idea that I could fool around with that many (bleeping) chicks??? Why is HE allowed to do that??? I run around with a couple of (bleeping) broads-- and they weren't even that pretty-- and he gets Fif(bleeping)TEEEEEN??? I'm crying (bleeping) foul on this, man! Holy (bleep)!"
Apparently incesned that Tiger and he still got caught, Gosselin's main issue is that if he could have had half as many, things would have still gone downhill, but at least he;
"Would have (bleeping) the (bleeping-bleepity-bleeps) outta my ho's! And I could have shagged porn stars and models??? (Bleep!), man!"
Asked why he even deserves to screw anyone even remotely attractive, Gosselin angrily replied,
"Because I'm (bleeping) Jon Gosselin, man! I'm the (bleeping-bleeper-bleeperoo) father of the (bleeping) year to my stupid (bleeping-bleepeepeeping) kids!"
Gosselin immediately dashed for the nearest strip joint to tap the ass of any dancer that would have him, and didn't return.
He was last seen entering Rocko Rockhard's House of Man-Studs gay bar...probably by accident.
Or not.
