PM Silvio Berlusconi, still smarting from getting his nose smashed for sticking it up the wrong underaged skirt, and President Barry 'let's make a deal' Obama, came to an 'historic' agreement on a 'hot topic' threatening the future of the embattled Italian politician.
At a meeting arranged at the ministers olympic pool at his massive country side estate, and attended to by a host of "vip escorts', Obama, seeking any kind of agreement to bolster his sagging popularity, agreed to exchange the politically 'hot' Knox for three (3) conservative talk show hosts on his 'enemies list' to be named later.
According to the agreement Knox will be transferred to an inactive Chicago prison soon to be purchased by the US Government, and be placed on 'light duty' and be given the cushy job of 'entertainment director' for the soon to be transferred terrorists currently housed in Gitmo.
The Thomson Correctional Facility, to be renamed the Barry Obama Recreational and Vocational Rehabilitation Center, was built in 2001 at a cost of $140m and never opened due to the lack of operational funds, even though it costs Illinois taxpayers $1.8M a year to keep the lights on and flush over 1600 toilets.
Cost to buy the facility from the state of Illinois has not yet been released from behind closed doors during meetings with Secretary of the Treasury Tim Geithner and the Chinese Government which is funding the project at 22% interest.
China will be supplying all the food, linens, and drywall to upgrade the facility, as well as the dog food for the company of K-9 dogs needed to patrol the interior confiscating drugs brought in by sympathetic guards.
Press secretary Robert Gibbs said it was a 'win-win' for the President after being booed off the stage in Copenhagen, and provided a positive image boost to the president in an upcoming election year.
"This is a huge Win for the President," Gibbs chortled, "and everybody said he was just all talk and no action....well, you can just all ask Amanda about that...I think she'll be able to set the record straight!"
When last seen Michelle Obama was ransacking the White House garage looking for where Barry kept his golf clubs.
