Sarah Jessica Parker bares her nipples (.) (.) in wintry New York. Pam Anderson calls them 'totally fake paste-ons'

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Saturday, 19 December 2009

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NEW YORK: Although the weather outside was frightful the media found it absolutely delightful when there was nothing stopping actress Sarah Jessica Parker from baring her frozen nipples to the world.

According to SJP's PR team, the ubiquitous wardrobe malfunction had taken place with the actress inadvertently revealing more than she intended to when an errant gust of frigid Arctic wind blew her dress wide open. Despite holding on to the skimpy scraps of fabric covering her, poor SJP ended up losing to Mother Nature. Eventually someone concerned handed her a coat to cover herself. Aww, isn't that cute:))

Canadian aging sexpot and possessor of 20 lbs of faux mammary plastic - Pammie Anderson - scoffed when asked for her comments: "Yeah like whatever. Those aren't even real nipples they're like so totally paste-ons".

The oh-so-embarrassed SJP was taking a much deserved fancy restaurant break while shooting a Sex and the City sequel in the Big Apple.

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