Duncan "Forced To Lapdance" To Pay Bills

Funny story: Duncan "Forced To Lapdance" To Pay Bills

Conservative MP Alan Duncan continued his lament over our poor politicians, after claiming he has to "lap dance at the local gay bar" to pay for his expenses since the Commons's crackdown. Speaking days after being secretly filmed claiming MP's "l...

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Putin Denies Being Dobby's 'Long Lost Twin Brother"

Funny story: Putin Denies Being Dobby's 'Long Lost Twin Brother"

Russia's President Putin has once again vehemently denied any connection with lovable House-Elf, Dobby. The reports flared up again during the President's visit of troubled Georgia, a country who last year unwisely tried to take on one of the lar...

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Nick Griffin Left Red-Faced Over Food Blunder

British Nationalist Party leader Nick Griffin was left red-faced after claiming popular British delicacy, black pudding, is a product of "black culture" and that famous savory 'Spotted Dick' shows the "rise of the Gay Mafia". Griffin's ill-advised...

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Fed Up God "To Turn Buddha"

A tired and overworked God has admitted to startled followers "enough is enough, I'm converting to Buddhism". The shock announcement comes after centuries of oppression and manipulation by one of the most popular religious franchises in the world,...

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TV Pitchman Billy Mays Died of Hair Dye Overdose, Says Toxicology Report

Funny story: TV Pitchman Billy Mays Died of Hair Dye Overdose, Says Toxicology Report

San Diego, California - Known for his pitch black beard almost as much as for the cleaning products he pitched on TV, Billy Mays apparently died of an overdoes of hair dye product claims the finding of a toxicology report released today. "We all...

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Obama to Limbaugh: "If I want anymore shit out of you, I'll cut off your head and dip it out with a spoon!"

Funny story: Obama to Limbaugh: "If I want anymore shit out of you, I'll cut off your head and dip it out with a spoon!"

WASHINGTON, DC - President Barack Obama rarely let's his anger get the best of him. Nonetheless, Obama released the text of his Saturday afternoon radio broadcast to reporters in the White House Press Room today, something he has never done thus far...

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Lockerbie bomber 'to be released from The White House'

Funny story: Lockerbie bomber 'to be released from The White House'

The American man responsible for the Lockerbie bombing, when PanAm flight 103 exploded above that Scottish Borders town in 1988 and killed 270 people, will be released from The White House in Washington D.C., USA. Sources close to the guilty man s...

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Prince Jefri Archer is top gem heist suspect

Funny story: Prince Jefri Archer is top gem heist suspect

London - (Flying Squad Mess): Brunei's leading mobster Prince Jefri Archer is the top suspect behind the $65 million gem heist at Mayfair's Graft jewellers this week. Jefri, 69, has been under pressure to replace Brunei's Crown Jewels which he 'sw...

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Maddie sighted aboard missing Russian cargo ship

Funny story: Maddie sighted aboard missing Russian cargo ship

Cape Verde, Atlantic Ocean - (WTF? Mess): A call to the BBC's Crimebotch programme has claimed Maddie McCann has been spotted aboard missing Russian cargo ship the Arctic Sea Men which is drifting in the choppy waters off the Azores. The freighter...

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David Moyes furious as Man City sign Mrs Moyes

Funny story: David Moyes furious as Man City sign Mrs Moyes

Having spent the last two weeks blocking the various attempts by the super rich club to purchase central defender Joleon Lescott, Moyes was shocked to discover the signings that they had made without his knowledge. The Everton manager's wife annou...

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Sarah Palin's Facebook: "Dr. Kevorkian to Head Obama's Health Care 'Death Panel"

Funny story: Sarah Palin's Facebook: "Dr. Kevorkian to Head Obama's Health Care 'Death Panel"

Anchorage, Alaska - "That's right. You heard it from me first," wrote Sarah Palin on her Facebook account most recently. "Obama has just asked Dr. Kevorkian, the guy who helps kill people that are about to die anyways -- I mean what's the point, righ...

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Old Trafford Installs Panic Room

Funny story: Old Trafford Installs Panic Room

The latest in designer security techniques have been made available at Old Trafford. Following fears that the once impregnable defence could be breached Sir Alex Ferguson has installed a panic room. The plan is to prevent unwanted visitors from getti...

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The Kevin Skinner Singin' Lunchbox Is The #1 Seller In America

Funny story: The Kevin Skinner Singin' Lunchbox Is The #1 Seller In America

NEW YORK CITY - The Pandora's Box School Lunchbox Company has just been notified by The National Elementary School Info Data Agency that its product, The Kevin Skinner Singin' Lunchbox is the number one selling school lunchbox of the upcoming school...

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Charles Manson orders newly released Manson Bitch, Lynette Fromme to Kill, Kill, Kill!

Funny story: Charles Manson orders newly released Manson Bitch, Lynette Fromme to Kill, Kill, Kill!

After her release from prison after 34 years, Lynnete Fromme has received a secret, satanic message from incarcerated, loveable, Charlie Boy to "Kill, Kill and Kill" again! Looking bewidered and bemused whilst leaving prison Lynnete raised her rig...

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Gitmo Prisoners Being Transferred to Michigan

Funny story: Gitmo Prisoners Being Transferred to Michigan

STANDISH, Michigan - Vice-President Joe Biden has informed the mayor of Standish, Michigan Darnisha Woolcutter that the United States government will be transferring some Al-Qaeda and Taliban prisoners from the prison at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba to The H...

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HMS Victory To Be Centrepiece Of Guy Fawkes Celebrations

Funny story: HMS Victory To Be Centrepiece Of Guy Fawkes Celebrations

Admiral Lord Nelson's flagship has been in drydock in Portsmouth Naval Base for many years but is to play a leading role in the 2009 November 5th celebrations. A volunteer crew of Royal Navy sailors reinforced by several gangs of immigrant workers...

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No Parking Space For More Army Helicopters In Afghanistan

Funny story: No Parking Space For More Army Helicopters In Afghanistan

In a surprising development, the Chief Traffic Warden for Helmand Province in Afghanistan has issued a dictat that no additional helicopters may be parked in his territory. "I am sick of these arrogant pilots parking in disabled spaces when they h...

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Last Living Whale on Earth to be Auctioned Off

Funny story: Last Living Whale on Earth to be Auctioned Off

Tokyo, Japan - Once upon a time in a blue ocean not far from you swam gigantic peaceful creatures called whales. There were so many of these peaceful creatures that no one could count them all. Everyone in the whole world knew that these peaceful...

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Omarosa To Enter Ministry!

Funny story: Omarosa To Enter Ministry!

To the surprise of everyone but her closest friends and family, Omarosa The Reality Show Villain, is reportedly entering an Ohio seminary to study for the ministry. Known for her "bad" role on shows such as "The Apprentice", Omarosa Manigault-Sta...

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Top Gear to star in Animal Crossing

A spokesperson for Nintendo has confirmed earlier today the Top Gear presenters have been cast as three out of a possible fifty real-life celebrity villagers in the upcoming game Animal Crossing: The Celebrity Neighbours. At the press conference, the...

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The Health Care Debate: Is that goose steps I hear?

(New York-NY) Once again, to my loyal five readers (though I believe it shot up to seven last week), I apologize for not cloaking my viewpoint in satire. Simply put, there are just some issues that need to be addressed directly. Healthcare debate is one of them, actually the lack of debate. What is not open for debate is that the individuals who shut down town hall meetings were either directly...

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Bryanair CEO, Mick O'Leery, Rents His 150 Foot Yacht For £1.50 A Day

Funny story: Bryanair CEO, Mick O'Leery, Rents His 150 Foot Yacht For £1.50 A Day

Athens, Greece Working class couple, Nigel and Mary Woods, are furious with Bryanair CEO, Mick O'Leery. Having rented Mr. O'Leery's yacht, Bourguignon de Boeuf, at the reasonable price of £1.50 for a leisurely week of cruising on the Mediterranean, t...

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Crapping Gains Olympic Status

Funny story: Crapping Gains Olympic Status

The number of Olympic sports was expanded further yesterday with the announcement by the I.O.C. that it would sanction the inaugural World Crapping Championships, to take place during the 2012 games. Initial briefings suggest that the format will...

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Barrack Obama orders a countdown

Today, in Washington Dc, President Barrack Obama told the secretary of state to ensure that a countdown into the life of Michael Jackson was started. Apparently, President Obama believes that Michael Jackson is putting on a charade and that he is not...

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Oshkosh Woman In Running For Sexiest Vegetarian

Funny story: Oshkosh Woman In Running For Sexiest Vegetarian

(AP)Oshkosh,WI - If you called Gidget Sonuvabitch a real peach, plum or pear she might not mind, but it wouldn't be quite correct. Sonuvabitch , 50, of Oshkosh, is one of 10 female finalists in PETA's "Sexiest Vegetarian Over 50" contest. PETA...

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Steven Tyler: Don't Walk This Way!

Funny story: Steven Tyler: Don't Walk This Way!

Steven Tyler is recovering from his fall during a concert last week in which he received some pretty severe injuries. He told reporters yesterday that he had twenty stitches on the back of his head and had broken his left shoulder, saying he had l...

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Man With The Foolish Grin Is Keeping Perfectly Still - Sandy Balls Dead, 92

Funny story: Man With The Foolish Grin Is Keeping Perfectly Still - Sandy Balls Dead, 92

Sandy Balls, Hampshire - A man named Sandy Balls, coincidentally of Sandy Balls, Hampshire, has been found dead after choking on his own phlegm. Witnesses described the event as heart wrenching, a sad ending to an enigmatic career as the town crier a...

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Apple break into broadcasting

Funny story: Apple break into broadcasting

It is a move that has been on the cards since Apple started prefixing all of their products with an 'i', and after protracted negotiations, Apple have finally acquired their own television broadcaster in the UK, the beleaguered iTV. Part of the Ap...

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Sarah Palin Furious As No One Shows Up At Her Press Conference

Funny story: Sarah Palin Furious As No One Shows Up At Her Press Conference

WASILLA, Alaska - The former governor of Alaska Sarah Palin was fit to be tied after she had her campaign manager, ah make that her assistant, Emmy Lou Headwater call a press conference at Wasilla's Nanook of The North Convention Center and no one, n...

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Peter Andre filmed shouting angry comments about Jordan

Funny story: Peter Andre filmed shouting angry comments about Jordan

Peter Andre has been filmed venting his fury about the actions and inactions of Jordan. Speaking in front of a room packed with fans and reporters, he spent twenty minutes venting his celebtrity spleen. "I find the whole issue deeply upsetting...

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Queen's near fatal seizure at Lockerbie bomber confession

Funny story: Queen's near fatal seizure at Lockerbie bomber confession

Balmoral, Scotland - (Feast of the Assumption Mess): And it's all over for notorious monarchy hoaxer Mrs Joseph Ratzinger. A frantic late Friday night phone call from Prime Monster Gorgon Brown confirmed the worst: Lockerbie bomber Abdelbase...

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Fr. Francois' Confessional #09

Funny story: Fr. Francois' Confessional #09

Dear Fr. Francis, I am thirteen-years-old and have been having a problem in school. It's really embarrassing, but since you're a priest and can't tell anybody what I say in confession, I'll tell you what's going on. There's this girl in my class, whose name I won't mention. Anyway, Alice sits behind me in class. She's really pretty, too--tall and slender, with chestnut colored hair and am...

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Transsexuality compulsory in British Regulation?

Funny story: Transsexuality compulsory in British Regulation?

Under shocking new Government plans, found by this reporter in a Skip behind a McDonalds in Whitehall, I can reveal that it will be compulsory for all males in the United Kingdom civil and public services to undergo sex change operations or grow mass...

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Fattest city in US hosts British chef Jamie Oliver's new reality series

Funny story: Fattest city in US hosts British chef Jamie Oliver's new reality series

HUNTINGTON, WV - Famed British chef, Jamie Oliver, is holding casting calls for a new reality show to be based in this West Virginia city that the Associated Press named "the fattest city in the US." Filming has begun for the new show, and the cel...

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Peter Hendy to Americanize London Underground

Funny story: Peter Hendy to Americanize London Underground

Commissioner for Transport For London Peter Hendy is no stranger to controversy. After proposals for the capital's Vertical Bus scheme in 2003 he found the sharp end of an deranged social activist's bb gun; costing him an eye and the custody of his c...

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US Calls For Sanctions Against Evil NHS

Funny story: US Calls For Sanctions Against Evil NHS

Republicans in the US are calling on immediate wide-ranging sanctions against the UK's National Health Service. They claim that the evil communist-inspired regime must be toppled for the sake of world stability, and say that if the United Nations is...

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Doc wouldn't give man prescription-man bites off doc's finger

Funny story: Doc wouldn't give man prescription-man bites off doc's finger

CAPE CORAL, Fla. - No wonder doctors all over the country are whining about their lot in life. Medical school costs hundreds of thousands of dollars; malpractice insurance rates keep rising from month to month; and worst still, if you piss off a...

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Today Programme To Govern In Place Of Parliament

Funny story: Today Programme To Govern In Place Of Parliament

Today programme presenters are cock-a-hoop at the announcement by Gordon Brown that he has invited James Humphries to form a government. "I realised whilst on holiday that the Today team are much more on top of things than the Cabinet and that, fr...

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Nuns on the run-after robbery suspect

Funny story: Nuns on the run-after robbery suspect

INDEPENDENCE, Mo. - "God knows I was terrified of pissing off the nuns who taught me back in the day," said TheSpoof.com's Fr. Francois Dubois, S.J. "But two Sisters of St. Francis of the Holy Eucharist convent scared the living shit out of an...

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Mark Lester admits Michael Jackson spent the night on top of him

Funny story: Mark Lester admits Michael Jackson spent the night on top of him

In an honest and frank interview with a magazine as part of his career revival attempts, former child actor Mark Lester, who wants to become an adult actor, has admitted that Michael Jackson once spent a night sleeping on top of him. This revelati...

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Pattaya United Set To Announce Signing Of Newcastle United Player

Funny story: Pattaya United Set To Announce Signing Of Newcastle United Player

It was reported at lunchtime today that Thai Football League team, Pattaya United, are shortly to announce details of a major new signing from English Championship side, Newcastle United. A report on Pattaya People TV channel claimed that "a major...

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Newspaper in Mormon town refuses to print photograph of legally married gay couple

Funny story: Newspaper in Mormon town refuses to print photograph of legally married gay couple

SAINT GEORGE, Utah - Don't bother trying to get your same-sex wedding announcement printed in The Spectrum, regardless of how much you pay for the notice. A California couple, Spencer Jones and Tyler Barrick, from San Francisco paid the St. Ge...

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Gore Fails To Impress

Funny story: Gore Fails To Impress

Canberra AUSTRALIA: A sense of disbelief reverberated around Australia today as Senator Steven Fielding publicly announced that despite talking to Al Gore he was a climate change sceptic. In a rather monotone press conference Fielding stated, "I talk...

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Algeria Government Gives In To The Western Governments About Weekends

Funny story: Algeria Government Gives In To The Western Governments About Weekends

The government of Algeria has decided to change the weekend again to make it compatible with the weekend in the West. This means that Thursday and Friday will not be the weekend in Algeria anymore. Instead Friday and Saturday will be the weekend j...

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Dick Cheney's Tell-All Book: "If I Did It", Leaked! Early and Mixed Reviews Already In

Funny story: Dick Cheney's Tell-All Book: "If I Did It", Leaked! Early and Mixed Reviews Already In

Madison Avenue, New York - Barrowing the title from O.J. Simpson's book, "If I Did It", former vice president, Dick Cheney, spells out in his version of events of those crazy days in the White House, using no uncertain terms to describe how he master...

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Michael Jackson's Glove, Magic Shoes To Be Auctioned

Funny story: Michael Jackson's Glove, Magic Shoes To Be Auctioned

The one and only glittery glove worn by Michael Jackson and his magic shoes that he first wore while doing his first moonwalk back in 1983, will be auctioned for charity at the November 21 "Music Icons" at "The Hard Rock Cafe" in New York City's Time...

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