Charles Manson orders newly released Manson Bitch, Lynette Fromme to Kill, Kill, Kill!

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Friday, 14 August 2009


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Madonna holding her fav Dildo waits for Manson bitch Lynnete Fromme to visit, "sex with a satanic bitch, yes, yes, yes!!!&

After her release from prison after 34 years, Lynnete Fromme has received a secret, satanic message from incarcerated, loveable, Charlie Boy to "Kill, Kill and Kill" again!

Looking bewidered and bemused whilst leaving prison Lynnete raised her right arm with a defiant Hitler salute and swore to fulfill Charlie's order and headed bee-line for Hollywood!

Famous pregnant film stars have been put on red alert just in case Lynne turns up with a huge jagged knife ready to slit their bellies open and paint the walls with their blood!

Lynnete actually mentioned to another inmate that she would obey Charlie, murder a famous hollywood star and write on the wall, Pigs must die, Hitler and Charlie are my gods, death to all Hollywood bitches and their embryos!

Charlie in the meantime plays chess with other pervert lifers, draws his pension and smiles occasionally!

Other Manson bitches locked up, masturbate daily at the thought of killing again and regularly recieve Charlies satanic messages!

The prison guards are aware when these telepathic messages are being received because locked up Manson bitches go into masturbating frenzies, swivelling their heads and sticking anything into their "pussies", including their own tongues, incredible!

Lynne is being observed closely by the FBI and every time she cuts herself and writes in blood, fuck Sharon Tate and Castrate pig Roman Polanski, they will attempt to keep her away from among others, the Brad and Angela residence.

Madonna has also been warned but told her security guards, "let Lynne through, I always wanted to have steaming sex with a satanic bitch!!!!"

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