Written by queen mudder

Friday, 14 August 2009

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London - (Flying Squad Mess): Brunei's leading mobster Prince Jefri Archer is the top suspect behind the $65 million gem heist at Mayfair's Graft jewellers this week.

Jefri, 69, has been under pressure to replace Brunei's Crown Jewels which he 'swapped' for cheapo Hong Kong counterfeits during a 10 year rampage through Brunei's Sovereign Asses Fund.

He has gradually managed to return some of the royal bling by staging a series of spectacular smash 'n' grabs around Europe.

Last month his gang cleaned out St Tropez, Marbella and most of The Hamptons.

Flying Squad supremo Detective Chief Inspector Pam Mace said today "I've got Jefri by the nuts and now I'm gonna nail his ugly theiving bollox to the mast of the Queen Mary."

Mohammed Al Fayed is a bare-faced liar.

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