Peter Andre filmed shouting angry comments about Jordan

Written by Everyman

Friday, 14 August 2009

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Peter Andre - getting his priorities wrong

Peter Andre has been filmed venting his fury about the actions and inactions of Jordan.

Speaking in front of a room packed with fans and reporters, he spent twenty minutes venting his celebtrity spleen.

"I find the whole issue deeply upsetting, scandalous and Jordan is in unique position to sort out the whole sorry mess."

He looked directly at the camera and said: "Jordan the world is looking at you, what are you going to do?" He paused - and continued:"You could broker a lasting peace deal with the Israelis and Palestinians and help ensure a lasting and sustainable formula that will bring stability to the region. Why will you not do more Jordan? Why?"

A disappointed audience looked aghast. A brave and confused reporter asked: "Erm, we think you have may have been talking about the Middle Eastern state called Jordan. Have you any thoughts about Jordan - you know Katie Price, your estranged wife and the woman who sells us newspapers and keeps us in work?"

Peter shook his head and the reporters and audience left disappointed that the things they really cared about had been ignored.

Meanwhile a nuclear state continued to oppress a whole people.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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