Omarosa To Enter Ministry!

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Friday, 14 August 2009

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To the surprise of everyone but her closest friends and family, Omarosa The Reality Show Villain, is reportedly entering an Ohio seminary to study for the ministry.

Known for her "bad" role on shows such as "The Apprentice", Omarosa Manigault-Stallworth is scheduled to begin her studies at the United Theological Seminary in Dayton this week.

The school's associate dean for African-American studies, Ivan Hicks, says that Omarosa will spend up to two years pursuing a doctor of ministry degree.

"Omarosa has a heart for Christian ministry and has done work on behalf of the homeless and the poor in Haiti. I guess if that ever got out before, it would have cost her her job."

"She now has a reputation both good and bad that will get recognition and people will listen to her, which is what someone in the ministry needs."

Omarosa , a native of Youngstown, Ohio, reportedly stated, "I did my part for the shows. You are supposed to have a villain and the good guys and everything. I have heard that people believe whatever is in print, but to take TV seriously I could not imagine."

"If all the people were sweet and peppy, who would watch the shows?"

"I guess with my reputation, I can scare the hell out of them!"

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