Having spent the last two weeks blocking the various attempts by the super rich club to purchase central defender Joleon Lescott, Moyes was shocked to discover the signings that they had made without his knowledge.
The Everton manager's wife announced that she would be signing for Manchester City this afternoon. She will be moving for an undisclosed amount, although the feed is rumoured to be around £14m.
In expressing his frustration about the move, Moyes described the versatility of his wife and that "she is able to be both a cleaner and a cook for the club".
Moyes was also disheartened to find that his family home had been purchased by Mark Hughes. It is expected that the 3 bedroom semi detached house on the Wirral will become home to Robinho for the upcoming season.
It is likely Moyes will now take up full time residence in Goodison, being left both alone and homeless.
Most upsetting for Moyes seems to have been the Man City purchase of Lucky, the Moyes family cat.