Written by Earl Grey

Friday, 24 April 2009

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A Jedi knight has confessed to being a police officer in his spare time. Obi Wan Kenobi shocked fellow delegates at the annual Jedi conference in Dundee with his announcement. He stood before them and said "I like being a police officer. This is no laughing matter. Sometimes I want to arrest people, put the cuffs on them. It's more personal than simply using the force."

His claims were slammed by his fellow Jedi delegates. Mace Windu said "I've never known anything so ridiculous. The Jedi will be a laughing stock. Nobody will take us seriously."

Yoda said "A disturbance in the force sensed I have. The Police Force is strong in this one. One more arrest and his journey to the dark side will be complete."

The Police Federation was shocked to learn that a Jedi was amongst them. There are hopes that crime figures could fall if PC Kenobi will agree to use his Jedi powers.

If you have information regarding a crime phone Crimestoppers on 1-800-999 or contact Coruscant Police Station.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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