Written by shea lo

Friday, 24 April 2009

image for Susan Boyle offered giant Lego woman role in new West End musical

LONDON - ENGLAND: A new musical "The Adventures of Giant Lego Man" opens this summer. Singing the role of giant Lego woman is BGT's very own never-been-kissed spinster Susan Boyle.

A spokesperson for the musical said "Susan was absolutely perfect for the role. She's got the right legs and low forehead to play Lego woman".

Contacted at her home Susan giggled and said she was "absolutely excited" and just wanted "to get going and do a guid job".

Susan's new godmother Elaine Paige couldn't stop gushing either, calling Susan a "... role model for everyone who has a dream."

Meanwhile Susan's new BGF (best girl friend) Demi Moore who Twittered that Susan's performance brought her to tears, has stated that both she and hubby Ashton Kutcher will co-produce this musical together with a very famous composer .

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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