Written by Earl Grey

Friday, 24 April 2009

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The Police were trying to play the off side trap

A third post mortem is to be carried out in the G20 death probe. After two legs the score remains locked at 1-1. The replay will lead to a result, either in open play or court (surely penalties?)

Police manager Ron Fascist said "well, the lads are obviously disappointed to be taken to a replay. We scored the first goal, but didn't defend properly and conceded a sloppy goal at a set piece. Now it's all to play for. We've got to remain tighter at the back."

Jock Goalposts, manager of CPS Family FC, said "It's been a dirty game so far. They keep lashing out off the ball. How the referee failed to see some of these incidents I find hard to believe. But we kept on at them and got our reward. Now it's all to play for. I think that their defence has been blown wide open. There are gaps for all to see."

It looks like the Police could be in trouble. They have had three players suspended for the replay. The cards are mounting up. They will hope a result can be settled domestically as a European campaign could prove very costly.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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