Scientists claim to have found training code of Taliban civilization

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Friday, 24 April 2009

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Terror Code Deciphered Claim Taliban Leader

The center of gravity has been shifting from Middle East to Afghanistan-Pakistan. But they never realized that they have to shift so soon to the Indus Valley Civilization also known as Taliban Civilization. Scientist and security expert has been wondering for the recent increase in the terrorist activity around the world but couldn't find the answer till now. But that is going to change.

Recently some Taliban scholars who were given an opportunity to find out their source of inspiration for terror activity discovered that their method of terror activity where prescribed in ancient tablet of 4500 BC. Elaborate symbols were drawn and all the existing knowledge at that time was preserved so that the knowledge could be passed on the new generation.

The sudden increase in the terror activities around the globe and particularly in Pakistan testify that the code has been discovered and deciphered. The Taliban are so delighted with this discovery that they have increased their terror activity to show the world that this is real deal and just not a fake event.

The US government which funded this excavation trip are now crushing themselves for funding this project. In the late 1980's when the Russian were trying to bury the site so that they can never unearth these secret code, the Charlie Wilson, the hero of this project made it a personal goal to help the Taliban to uncover these secret code and thus defeat the Russian.

But US never released that the terror project, they were funding one day would come to their own door-step and would harm them. Anyway, the US government has awakened and they are taking care that the recent finding of codes are not passed on to the people in large.

The discovery of ancient objects belonging to the Taliban has split the scholarly community, with some claiming the symbols form a primitive language of terror and torture and others arguing they are simply pictograms of torture manual long been used in secret prison around the world.

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