Written by Bureau

Friday, 24 April 2009

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"We're All Schizophrenic!"

According to the National Gossiper, Mel Gibson has had a second family for some time now, supposedly Russian beauty Oksana Grigorieva and her eleven-year-old son, Alexander. Sources have reported that she is the brunette Gibson has been seen with and that he has been to Mexico to help in Grigieva's four music videos.

Friends of Gibson say that his life lately has been one circus act after another.

When confronted with the news on the web and other places, Gibson neither admitted or denied anything.

"Listen', Gibson reportedly told one reporter. "Being in films is a two-way street. You get all this publicity which is good but then, it never leaves, if you make a success of it."

"Another thing. Actors and actresses are human beings who make mistakes. For weeks on end, you try to get into BEING a different person than you are. You try to be the person in the film. If you are to be any good at your job, you literally BECOME that other person!"

"When I saw that thing on the news about Woody Harrelson thinking that photographer was a zombie because of his just making a film about fighting zombies, I believed him!"

"You get so into these roles.....and I guess the guy went to sleep on the plane and he wakes up with a zombie in his face!"

"So my private life is private. Yes I screw up. Every single actor that's ever lasted long or won any acting acclaims screws up. We're all schizophrenic. We have to be to be constantly changing personalities."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Mel Gibson




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