Written by Leonardo Picasso

Friday, 24 April 2009

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"This is no balony, my friend"

Reporting from Islamabadenough Pakistan. And really, as if it wasn't bad enough for most Pakistanis. Defence Secretary Robert Gapes has proposed the culling of the Taliban and giving them all vasectomies.

President Swindlehari is prepared to mobilize the necessary nursing staff to deal with the influx of male patients at field hospitals which are being set up in the Swat region of Pakistan. The Obama Administration and the Pentagon are keeping silent on how they intend to lure the Taliban into the make shift holding pens. Taliban have been tricked in the past, by being lured to rallies where the stoning of women might occur. They are fond of their stonings. Hillary Flinstone suggested that if we could move all of Pakistan and Afghanistan to the a large sandy desert all this stoning stuff could stop, maybe a large Taliban sandbox.

Taliban insurgents in Buner in an act of defiance to the proposed American plan have self castrated themselves. White House Press Secretary Robert Jibbs said " this news is very disturbing, but at least they won't propagate more Talibaninnies.

Over 15 million vasectomy kits have been shipped to the region and are being distributed at field clinics. Lawmaker Ima Nutsobad , claimed that "In one generation we could wipe out this plague".

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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