Written by Jaggedone

Friday, 24 April 2009

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"Bill, I know you didn't have sex with that woman my white friend!"

Observers controlling the voting in the SA election have confirmed the fact that the election was "corruption free" and the ANC after recalling a landslide win also confirmed the fact that the election was "CLEEN" (that's Boer langauge voor clean).

Jaggedones's CIA (cockroach infiltration army) on the ground in every single, stinking, filthy shanty town and corrugated iron tin hut in Zuid Afrika can confirm a very different story.

ANC very clean as a white whistle leader, Jacob Zuma, declared to his millions of worshippers that all of those corruption stories regarding himself, 60 million Rand bunked away in Lichtenstein, 30 million in the Bahamas and 20 million in his private account in Moskau are all just part of the riches taken off of the Boers whilst reclaiming their land and giving it back to their rightful owners, the Zulus, and nobody has seem them since apart from Michal Caine!

Also the fact that Zuma has been CCV'd in the posh poofs of Paris, London, NY, Madrid and Amsterdam are all false and manipulated by those "fucking white Boers trying to reclaim their shithole farms and reintroduce apartheid."

"I Jacob Zuma declare that me and my best friend, mega - clean Robert Mugabe, have always served the black people and all forms of accusations of corruption are bottomless lies from those white Boers festering our wonderful lands."

Robert sent a telegram congratulating Jacob on his glorious corrupt - free victory and wished that their super, pristine clean relationship should continue. Robert also sent a couple of tips in how to deal with those nasty white Boers i.e. Send death squads in the middle of the night and execute the bastards was one tip, or accuse them of being traitors and have them shipped back to Holland, Belgium and Germany (Nazi bastards!) where they fucking belong, white shit!

As for jolly ol Nelson Mandela, he observed the non - corrupt election unfold and wished secretly that those white bastards were back in power and he could have his personal suite back on Robben Island. At least they were corrupt and fucking admitted it.

As for the infamous CIA underground reporter, Idi Aminski, who lives under every toilet, under every shithole, and under every tin shack in Zuid Afrika's shanty towns, well he will continue to report the TRUTH behind the non - corrupt and corrupt elections whilst remaining amongst those who don't give a shit about the black or white corrupt, nothing changes for them anyway!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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