Off-the-Wall St, NYC - (Ass Mess): Leading financial shrinks say that Asian banking giant HSBC is next for the knackers' yard after a $500 billion black hole emerged in its official accounts.
"This London-based Hong Kong racket bears all the hallmarks of seriously delusional practices," industry analyst Prof V Smart (FRCPsych) said today.
"Ever since UK's New Labour got their snouts in the trough the corruption of the Triads' favorite bank has gone stratospheric," Smart added.
Off-the-Wall Street sources have likened the last decade of corrupt HSBC management practices to a massive psychotic episode in Chinese business mentality.
A huge CIA/MI5 transatlantic security operation is waiting to pounce on ex-HSBC chairman Sir John Bond and a number of his London accomplices.
"Without HSBC complicity there'd never have been the Japanese element of Hari-Kari in the 9/11 atrocity," our-man-in-the-know said today.
Ex-HSBC stooge John Studzinski is shitting bricks.
